PopePiusX Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, PopePiusX said: Sexual offers for the Leeds game: Kop: Manual Relief North: Blowie South: Blowie but not from Chris Addison Away End: Pronounced fisting I meant to say: Under 16s will be given the Grattan catalogue to peruse at half-time. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I heard a suggestion that Ken Bates the ex-chairman of CFC was not called Mr Bates but Master Bates once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, parkfieldowl14 said: I heard a suggestion that Ken Bates the ex-chairman of CFC was not called Mr Bates but Master Bates once. Yes, by special request of Graham Rix. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, PopePiusX said: Yes, by special request of Graham Rix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, clifford said: This sort of behaviour goes on even in the team. I heard Jos shout across to Palmer that if he didn’t improve he was going to ‘pull him off’ at half time. To which Palmer replied ‘That’s great gaffer - we only got an orange under the last boss’ Tell me Clifford ? Just reading your joke there .. Bet when you first told that as a young un it was Ronnie Starling not Liam Palmer ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Tell me Clifford ? Just reading your joke there .. Bet when you first told that as a young un it was Ronnie Starling not Liam Palmer ..... Jackie Sewell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/man-arrested-for-flashing-turns-out-he-was-holding-a-greggs-sausage-roll/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanningtonowl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 hours ago, EXCALIBUR said: Wonder if he played with her Stefan Kuntz after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, theowlsman said: https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/man-arrested-for-flashing-turns-out-he-was-holding-a-greggs-sausage-roll/ Thinking of you when this story broke, What's jizz like as ground bait ? Edited September 17, 2018 by nevthelodgemoorowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Thinking of you when this story broke, What's jizz like as ground bait ? It floats. It’s very good for birds. The farmer’s wife loves it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, theowlsman said: It floats. It’s very good for birds. The farmer’s wife loves it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHERSTATE Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Thought flag poles were banned on the kop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Griptite Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: Talk about taking advantage of a situation. We’re now selling baggy shorts in the club shop following Mr C’s orders at £24.99 a pair. I’ve bought the blue ones. Making money hand over fist 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Anyone else think the kop will be sold out next game, with any couples who don't speak perfect English getting observed closely ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Mr Farrell said: Anyone else think the kop will be sold out next game, with any couples who don't speak perfect English getting observed closely ? Ja natürlich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 42 minutes ago, Andoverowl said: Why has she got a Hugh Jarce ? No, but her name is Norma Stitz! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 It's time for some major ground refurbishment. I'm a firm believer in; "Build it and they will come!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Utah Owl said: No, but her name is Norma Stitz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Utah Owl said: It's time for some major ground refurbishment. I'm a firm believer in; "Build it and they will come!" Literally 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, Binky Griptite said: Making money hand over fist Binky Griptite? Was it you on the Kop? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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