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This sort of behaviour goes on even in the team. I heard Jos shout across to Palmer that if he didn’t improve he was going to ‘pull him off’ at half time. To which Palmer replied ‘That’s great gaffer - we only got an orange under the last boss’

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Just now, marcx666 said:

who knew having 6 fingers would have so many uses

Exactly 666...

Toy town specials for this one 

 

 

**Batteries not included :stuwinky:

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6 minutes ago, Andoverowl said:

Is there any concessions ?

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying

Concessions of a wednesdayitelol

lol

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1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Exactly 666...

Toy town specials for this one 

 

 

**Batteries not included :stuwinky:

@s73owl is ever ready WTF:

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16 minutes ago, theowlsman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve bought the blue ones.

 

Plenty in the tank sir for the white stripes !!! 

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2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Can't wait for the next home game

everyone on the Kops just gonna be looking around for 90 minutes lol

No one will give a T Oss about the game :biggrin:

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Just now, PopePiusX said:

Hmm. Not sure if it's the Spion C*ck or Kopping off now.

lollollol

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A friend of mine burnt his thighs after spilling a mug of boiling black tea on his lap. 

 

He was in bed in hospital recovering and they gave him viagara. His wife asked why, as he didn’t have virility issues.

 

”To keep the sheets off his legs was the reply”.

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6 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Can't wait for the next home game

everyone on the Kops just gonna be looking around for 90 minutes lol

 

Do you think I will be able to get a part-refund if I swap my Grandstand season ticket for a Kop one or will they be charging extra now?

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1 minute ago, theowlsman said:

A friend of mine burnt his thighs after spilling a mug of boiling black tea on his lap. 

 

He was in bed in hospital recovering and they gave him viagara. His wife asked why, as he didn’t have virility issues.

 

”To keep the sheets off his legs was the reply”.

 

He's having you on they have special equipment to keep sheets off the body.  Sounds a right laugh your mate :biggrin:

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1 minute ago, hirstyboywonder said:

 

Do you think I will be able to get a part-refund if I swap my Grandstand season ticket for a Kop one or will they be charging extra now?

You can sir but it's restricted view behind the  "pole"  ......

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1 minute ago, Watson said:

 

He's having you on they have special equipment to keep sheets off the body.  Sounds a right laugh your mate :biggrin:

 

That’s it, spoil it won’t you. lol

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Sexual offers for the Leeds game:

 

Kop: Manual Relief

North: Blowie

South: Blowie but not from Chris Addison

Away End: Pronounced fisting

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New North Stand chant. 

 

“On the Kop, on the Kop, they’re all ****ing w#nker5 on the kop.

 

:ph34r:

 

This is soooooo going to happen.

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1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

You can sir but it's restricted view behind the  "pole"  ......

Why has she got a Hugh Jarce ?:stuwinky:

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I of course refuse to get a handjob during the game because my glans is a bit red.

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