marcx666 Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: We could fill the place Parkfield mate.... even at these ridiculous prices. You buy a ticket for the Kop..with the added incentive of a mysterious foreign female sitting next to you...You think "oooh" its me lucky day/ night/second half"..Might be might not be... There will be blokes..mid f.ookin' february on a Tuesday night V Brentford..walkin' about in a T shirt, baggy shorts..clutchin' a ticket...We can all laughh our f.ookin' heads off.. as they continue to wander..maybe sidle up to Tango an' whisper "Hello gorgeous" in his ear..That would be worth the entrance fee. Its a total winner!!! Dont mention mystery foreign females, Plonk will assume is Katrien...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 If things carry on as they are,Then this thread is going to shoot it's payload into orbit bit like Steve Simmonsen Pen Miss at Wembley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: No not this time ........ I was on the Kop But she was in the South And I can't go in the South as you well know? so not guilty I'm afraid The only Tòssing I saw was the first 45 mins of football from our lot .... Good job it wasn't pancake Day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 40 minutes ago, owls-swfc said: She's Reached out straight for the Onomah's.. He must have thought I Matais aswell, its my Luhukay day.. It needs Bannan to be fair.. I forgot to add that that it must be quite Nuhiu for someone to be pullinapessy at a football match.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 The bishop's head takes a beating . The one eyed bedsnake shoots as Bannan scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Sheffield Wednesday Football club are pleased to announce that they have appointed Mr @s73owl as head of "video investigations" at the club.. He has full control and responsibilities to ensure everyone attending Hillsborough enjoys the "Full Match Experience"... As from this week S73 will be operating all "security" cameras inside & within the Stadium Parameters ... Should you wish to purchase any footage the Club are offering exclusive Club membership for the "MuckyOwl" Film Club .... watch this space for Terms Conditions and FAQ's (whatever that means )..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Sheffield Wednesday Football club are pleased to announce that they have appointed Mr @s73owl as head of "video investigations" at the club.. He has full control and responsibilities to ensure everyone attending Hillsborough enjoys the "Full Match Experience"... As from this week S73 will be operating all "security" cameras inside & within the Stadium Parameters ... Should you wish to purchase any footage the Club are offering exclusive Club membership for the "MuckyOwl" Film Club .... watch this space for Terms Conditions and FAQ's (whatever that means )..... "Muckyowl" film club £69 for long standing members 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 For the past 20 years my mrs has been under the assumption that I have been going to Hillsborough for the football. I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for that woman and her pesky kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodseats Owl Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 It was much better when we had the Glory Holes in North Stand bogs, those were the days. UTO'S 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Andoverowl said: "Muckyowl" film club £69 for long standing members Maybe they are the only two people so far that have signed up for the £90 'gold' membership. You get what you pay for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I think a w#nk is the least you should expect at those prices. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, hirstyboywonder said: Maybe they are the only two people so far that have signed up for the £90 'gold' membership. You get what you pay for! The gold membership makes it rain 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Apparently she also fingered her assshole. The Police are looking into it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, hirstyboywonder said: Maybe they are the only two people so far that have signed up for the £90 'gold' membership. You get what you pay for! City sauna is cheaper So I've been told 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Andoverowl said: City sauna is cheaper So I've been told Ahh. That’s what new venture D Saunas is all about. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Christ has Roy Chubby Brown taken over Owlstalk. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, theowlsman said: Ahh. That’s what new venture D Saunas is all about. Coming soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 BS That only happens in films...so i've been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, TheEnchanter said: Christ has Roy Chubby Brown taken over Owlstalk. I am beginning to wonder what a psychologist would make of the amount of posts I have made in this particular thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Talk about taking advantage of a situation. We’re now selling baggy shorts in the club shop following Mr C’s orders at £24.99 a pair. I’ve bought the blue ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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