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We’re not a good side. 

 

We’re slow with a lack of movement or urgency. Not sure how jos can inspire anything here though - he sounds dull dull dull. 

We know we have youngsters in and we should cut them slack however...

 

1. Dawson. Average keeper but zero distribution skills. Slow or gives it to Lees who has no distribution either. Why the hell cant we play westwood - out stand out keeper. One of the best in the championship 

 

2. Palmer. Rubbish. 

 

3. Lees - misses so many headers and lets players run across or behind him. So quiet why is he captain. Zero distribution skills. 

 

4. Thorniley. Youngster who is gonna be a club great. Not up to his usual standard today. 

 

5. Penny. Poor by his standards but like men against boys. But he’s gonna be a decent player. 

 

6. Pelulpessy. League 1 player. Can’t pass, shout, tackle or chases shadows. Bring back semedo. 

 

7. Reach. Hot and cold. Not sure where his best position is. Does anyone?

 

8. Bannan. Should be captain. Started the season 6 feet tall but carrying the team all season has reduced him to 4’ 6

 

9. Matias. Light weight and doesn’t affect a game. 

 

10. Fletcher. Doesn’t do enough but can play better than today

 

11. Joao 100% improved Jos. Gonna be a big player for us this season. 

 

New loanees looked better than what we have from their cameo

 

we’re gonna heavily on Bannan and Fessi feeding Joao this season. 

 

Positives from today are we never gave up and scraped a point. 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Jowl said:

We’re not a good side. 

 

We’re slow with a lack of movement or urgency. Not sure how jos can inspire anything here though - he sounds dull dull dull. 

We know we have youngsters in and we should cut them slack however...

 

1. Dawson. Average keeper but zero distribution skills. Slow or gives it to Lees who has no distribution either. Why the hell cant we play westwood - out stand out keeper. One of the best in the championship 

 

2. Palmer. Rubbish. 

 

3. Lees - misses so many headers and lets players run across or behind him. So quiet why is he captain. Zero distribution skills. 

 

4. Thorniley. Youngster who is gonna be a club great. Not up to his usual standard today. 

 

5. Penny. Poor by his standards but like men against boys. But he’s gonna be a decent player. 

 

6. Pelulpessy. League 1 player. Can’t pass, shout, tackle or chases shadows. Bring back semedo. 

 

7. Reach. Hot and cold. Not sure where his best position is. Does anyone?

 

8. Bannan. Should be captain. Started the season 6 feet tall but carrying the team all season has reduced him to 4’ 6

 

9. Matias. Light weight and doesn’t affect a game. 

 

10. Fletcher. Doesn’t do enough but can play better than today

 

11. Joao 100% improved Jos. Gonna be a big player for us this season. 

 

New loanees looked better than what we have from their cameo

 

we’re gonna heavily on Bannan and Fessi feeding Joao this season. 

 

Positives from today are we never gave up and scraped a point. 

 

 

 

Don't agree J sorry

 

I reckon Pelupessy is decent at shouting

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14 minutes ago, Jowl said:

We’re not a good side. 

 

We’re slow with a lack of movement or urgency. Not sure how jos can inspire anything here though - he sounds dull dull dull. 

 

 

He didn't side dull in his interview. Staton said he was waving his arms around and being very passionate.

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3 minutes ago, Burnsie said:

He didn't side dull in his interview. Staton said he was waving his arms around and being very passionate.

Best interview I’ve heard from Jos. Sounded human (and pissed of with the team without saying so)

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27 minutes ago, Jowl said:

We’re not a good side. 

 

We’re slow with a lack of movement or urgency. Not sure how jos can inspire anything here though - he sounds dull dull dull. 

We know we have youngsters in and we should cut them slack however...

 

1. Dawson. Average keeper but zero distribution skills. Slow or gives it to Lees who has no distribution either. Why the hell cant we play westwood - out stand out keeper. One of the best in the championship 

 

2. Palmer. Rubbish. 

 

3. Lees - misses so many headers and lets players run across or behind him. So quiet why is he captain. Zero distribution skills. 

 

4. Thorniley. Youngster who is gonna be a club great. Not up to his usual standard today. 

 

5. Penny. Poor by his standards but like men against boys. But he’s gonna be a decent player. 

 

6. Pelulpessy. League 1 player. Can’t pass, shout, tackle or chases shadows. Bring back semedo. 

 

7. Reach. Hot and cold. Not sure where his best position is. Does anyone?

 

8. Bannan. Should be captain. Started the season 6 feet tall but carrying the team all season has reduced him to 4’ 6

 

9. Matias. Light weight and doesn’t affect a game. 

 

10. Fletcher. Doesn’t do enough but can play better than today

 

11. Joao 100% improved Jos. Gonna be a big player for us this season. 

 

New loanees looked better than what we have from their cameo

 

we’re gonna heavily on Bannan and Fessi feeding Joao this season. 

 

Positives from today are we never gave up and scraped a point. 

 

 

 

Less groundbait and a smaller hook needed. 

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41 minutes ago, Jowl said:

We’re not a good side. 

 

We’re slow with a lack of movement or urgency. Not sure how jos can inspire anything here though - he sounds dull dull dull. 

We know we have youngsters in and we should cut them slack however...

 

1. Dawson. Average keeper but zero distribution skills. Slow or gives it to Lees who has no distribution either. Why the hell cant we play westwood - out stand out keeper. One of the best in the championship 

 

2. Palmer. Rubbish. 

 

3. Lees - misses so many headers and lets players run across or behind him. So quiet why is he captain. Zero distribution skills. 

 

4. Thorniley. Youngster who is gonna be a club great. Not up to his usual standard today. 

 

5. Penny. Poor by his standards but like men against boys. But he’s gonna be a decent player. 

 

6. Pelulpessy. League 1 player. Can’t pass, shout, tackle or chases shadows. Bring back semedo. 

 

7. Reach. Hot and cold. Not sure where his best position is. Does anyone?

 

8. Bannan. Should be captain. Started the season 6 feet tall but carrying the team all season has reduced him to 4’ 6

 

9. Matias. Light weight and doesn’t affect a game. 

 

10. Fletcher. Doesn’t do enough but can play better than today

 

11. Joao 100% improved Jos. Gonna be a big player for us this season. 

 

New loanees looked better than what we have from their cameo

 

we’re gonna heavily on Bannan and Fessi feeding Joao this season. 

 

Positives from today are we never gave up and scraped a point. 

 

 

Is there a hint of pork hereabouts?

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