'i dont wear red'

[Ante's Bubbly]

1 hour ago, OWLS about that? said:

Correct with the weird and John parts, but you've struck out on the smelly part.  Don't think I'm the guy you're looking for

 

It was the no hot tap thing that made me wonder. Sorry mate weird John's are ten a penny down our end.

[pride_of_the_road]

3 hours ago, Quist said:

I have only one red item of clothing a deep red shirt, but I do like red underwear on women.

 

Looks better on the bedroom floor

 

[parkfieldowl14]

Edited September 13, 2018 by parkfieldowl14

[dumboldowl]

On 12/09/2018 at 14:38, One De Bilde said:

Never really understood this, I couldn't care less what colour people wear etc. 

Although I do have a red car, so perhaps I need to change my outlook.....

 

Traitor !!

[Peake]

I don't wear or have anything red. Would never have a red car in a million years!I don't particularly like women in red either. I got a rescue dog recently and he would've come with a red harness but I made it clear that it had to be anything but red. Nothing extreme here  

[PopePiusX]

I once died horrifically in a blaze on an oil field as I refused to accept the help of Red Adair

[parkfieldowl14]

22 minutes ago, PopePiusX said:

I once died horrifically in a blaze on an oil field as I refused to accept the help of Red Adair

[flo]

I have some red and black cuff links which are actually pretty cool. They have a swirling silver pattern in the middle.

That's all the red I will ever wear.   

[S36 OWL]

45 minutes ago, PopePiusX said:

I once died horrifically in a blaze on an oil field as I refused to accept the help of Red Adair

 

[Pablo Bonvin]

58 minutes ago, Peake said:

I don't wear or have anything red. Would never have a red car in a million years!I don't particularly like women in red either. I got a rescue dog recently and he would've come with a red harness but I made it clear that it had to be anything but red. Nothing extreme here  

I hope he isn't a red setter.

[prowl]

4 hours ago, Ante's Bubbly said:

 

So do you believe that when your distant ancestors first decided to support Wednesday it was back in 1867, which was BP and therefore just one team to support and every family member since then has done as they were told. Or do you think that maybe at some stage since then, one of your family members decided that if it was a straight throw up between united and swfc, that they preferred the blue and white to the red and white and all that it entails?

It's not a case of do as you are told, I've never been good at that. You know when babies are breast fed, in the first couple of weeks they get a lot of immunity against illness in the mothers milk. Well I was breast fed and either I got immunised against United, (obviously I consider United to be a disease) or there was a love of Wednesday in with the milk.

[MrsHall]

On 12/09/2018 at 14:44, Northanstonowl said:

When at the cinema and choosing a stray always choose blue and white, never red and white

Didn't realise this was a typo until someone else posted a bit later...thought you were some kind of prowler...soz! Been psychoanalysing myself for a day now. UTO.

[PopePiusX]

When I watch The Shawshank Redemption, I root for the prison officers instead of Elis 'Red' Redding, portrayed by Morgan Freeman.

[Pablo Bonvin]

I can never bring myself to go for a nice relaxing walk round the picturesque Redmires Reservoir.

Edited September 13, 2018 by Pablo Bonvin

[dorian gray]

On 12/09/2018 at 14:37, keefdave said:

I won't sit in a red and white deckchair at Skeggie.

 

FACT

what IF you'd shat yourself first?

[dorian gray]

On 12/09/2018 at 15:55, FreshOwl said:

Red is just an awful colour for clothing, I mean what looks good in red really? 

a bird in a pair of high heel platform shoes actually.

[Mosborough-owl]

1 hour ago, flo said:

I have some red and black cuff links which are actually pretty cool. They have a swirling silver pattern in the middle.

That's all the red I will ever wear.   

No offense but they sound horrific mate.

[flo]

4 minutes ago, Derbyshireowl3 said:

No offense but they sound horrific mate.

yeah i dont wear them because of that but they look cool in the box. 

[parkfieldowl14]

Any truth in the rumours that someone refuses to eat tomatoes because their are red ?

[dorian gray]

On 12/09/2018 at 15:23, Ante's Bubbly said:

I've never been a big fan of red clothes or cars.

 

I had a red coat once, when I was a kid, but didn't wear it much and although I then went on to have two red cars, I would never buy another.

 

The first was the original Golf and that one tried to kill me in a couple of different ways. The brakes failed twice, not sure if it was one side then the other, but the first time, I was coming up to the roundabout on Norton Lane near the big water tower, on my way to meet a mate at the Bagshawe arms when I saw a blue sports car with the sun roof down waiting at the roundabout and went to slow down before changing gear, when the brake pedal went flat to the floor and nothing was happening. It was one of those moments when time slows down and I had my hand on the handbrake ready to pull it on, when luckily the car in front pulled out and I was able to hurtle round the roundabout with the handbrake on just a couple of clicks to help slow me down. It was a nasty experience that.

 

The next time they failed was not so bad and easily sorted, but then the throttle return spring broke and I had to stick my foot under the accelerator pedal to lift it up and stop the car from revving before I dropped it out of gear and finally got it to stop. People I shot past gave me looks as though they thought I was a nutter, revving it up to the hilt as I overtook them only to slow down and stop at the side of the road, a bit further on! I had to fix it using a couple of bits of wire and a rubber band.

 

Stupidly I then had a red escort which gave me one problem after another, before I finally offloaded it to a mate who begged me to sell it him even though I told him it was no good. He had years of reliable service out of it. OK, but I have never had any serious trouble with any other cars I have had and never had an accident of note, until somebody ran into me on the A1 a few years back causing minor damage when the traffic came to a stop and they didn't. The only other accident I had was writing off a brand new hire car while working abroad, when a drunk driver hit me just minutes after setting off and that car too was a red one. Never again.

 

i've had 9 red cars, 10 would be the one the wifey has, only ever had two blue ones.

once had one with a red interior, it was enough to make you gip.