airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: How much for fat people ? How much for phantom Farters ? How much for the walking dead who sit on the south ? The club have laced the refreshments with Spice, in order to keep a lid on the excitement this season has generated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, mkowl said: FFS those years of mastering stilt walking had unforeseen circumstances Whilst you were doing that I was practicing kneeling into a pair of shoes so swings and roundabouts I guess Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: Tall people need more legroom and have to put up with the bad attitudes and jealousy from shorter folk. This thread got negged cant work out if it was a tall fella angry at the new height ticket categories or the angry short people its all so confusing Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: This thread got negged cant work out if it was a tall fella angry at the new height ticket categories or the angry short people its all so confusing Think it's 'cause it'swank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 30 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Log off for a bit mate you seem to have gone all grumpy and ranting in lighthearted threads Lighthearted? Thought this was your best idea yet! Don't spoil it now by saying it was in jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Is that Category A short people getting annoyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, bobness said: Lighthearted? Thought this was your best idea yet! Given the starting low bar of quality that doesn’t say much Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, mkowl said: Is that Category A short people getting annoyed Depends how annoyed if it’s mildly annoyed then it’s not that much to pay if its rant in a thread you don’t like and then ask for account deletion then it’s full on top dollar Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Finally being 5'6" pays off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdial Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 46 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner What’s next people charged by hair length so the baldies get in free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, whatdial said: What’s next people charged by hair length so the baldies get in free Well obviously I’d definitely be up for that one Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Not up for this if it includes away supporters, snortbeasts are only knee high, they'd get in fer nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, daztheowl said: Not up for this if it includes away supporters, snortbeasts are only knee high, they'd get in fer nowt. Away supporters would be made to wear platform heeled shoes previously worn by the band Smokie Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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