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How’s this for an idea

 

new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue

 

the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height

 

shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest)

 

tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views)

 

winner 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

How’s this for an idea

 

new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue

 

the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height

 

shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest)

 

tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views)

 

winner 

 

 

What about the fat rumblezoids that really need two seats. 

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6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

How’s this for an idea

 

new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue

 

the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height

 

shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest)

 

tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views)

 

winner 

 

 

After posting some really good stuff about FFP and our current predicament, why do you have to spoil yourself with excrement like this?

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Tall people need more legroom and have to put up with the bad attitudes and jealousy from shorter folk.

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6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

How’s this for an idea

 

new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue

 

the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height

 

shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest)

 

tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views)

 

winner 

 

 

 

What about season ticket holders? I am a reyt shortarse, do I get a refund or a discount for next season? (hoping this doesn't take into account I am on the front row of the Grandstand and so nobody is blocking my view). 

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2 minutes ago, Steelman said:

After posting some really good stuff about FFP and our current predicament, why do you have to spoil yourself with excrement like this?

 

Log off for a bit mate

 

you seem to have gone all grumpy and ranting in lighthearted threads

 

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2 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said:

Tall people need more legroom and have to put up with the bad attitudes and jealousy from shorter folk.

 

Well we could always mix in an additional mood charge where shorter people have to pay a few quid more if they’re liable to be grumpy or Mardy during the match?


 


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1 minute ago, @owlstalk said:

 

Well we could always mix in an additional mood charge where shorter people have to pay a few quid more if they’re liable to be grumpy or Mardy during the match?

 

An annoyance tax.

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Just now, sonofbert2 said:

 

An annoyance tax.

 

Yeah

 

could call it Grump1867 to make it sound more appealing


 


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What about a IQ test before purchasing a ticket.

Less than 60 = £50

60 to 80 = £40

80 - 100 =£30

100 - 120 =£25

and so on...... 

Had terrible experiences with 3 or 4 very peculiar supporters v wolves. These people shouldn't be anywhere near people never mind sat with them in football stadiums. Roll on £30 plus games again. 

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1 minute ago, Semedo's ferret said:

What about a IQ test before purchasing a ticket.

Less than 60 = £50

60 to 80 = £40

80 - 100 =£30

100 - 120 =£25

and so on...... 

Had terrible experiences with 3 or 4 very peculiar supporters v wolves. These people shouldn't be anywhere near people never mind sat with them in football stadiums. Roll on £30 plus games again. 

 

Definitely up for that 

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20 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

How’s this for an idea

 

new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue

 

the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height

 

shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest)

 

tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views)

 

winner 

 

 

 

How much for fat people ? 

 

How much for phantom Farters ?  

 

How much for the walking dead who sit on the south ? 

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12 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

Log off for a bit mate

 

you seem to have gone all grumpy and ranting in lighthearted threads

 

lol

 

Sorry, can't. Promised myself I'm going to stay up drinking vodka till midnight and I've run out of stuff to watch on Netflix.

 

Get ready Owlstalk!lol

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Just now, Steelman said:

Sorry, can't. Promised myself I'm going to stay up drinking vodka till midnight and I've run out of stuff to watch on Netflix.

 

Get ready Owlstalk!lol

 

Oh god....

 

lol

 

Get on the channel 4 app and check out the Who Is America series

 

its quality 

 

and Sacha Baron Cohen is very tall so his match ticket would be £40 I reckon 

 

P&S would then be a thing of the past 

 

(so long as we could attract more 6 foot plus fans)


 


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1 minute ago, @owlstalk said:

 

Oh god....

 

lol

 

Get on the channel 4 app and check out the Who Is America series

 

its quality 

 

and Sacha Baron Cohen is very tall so his match ticket would be £40 I reckon 

 

P&S would then be a thing of the past 

 

(so long as we could attract more 6 foot plus fans)

OK.

 

Then I'll cry mysef to sleep because we haven't shipped Morgan Fox out.

 

Goodnight Sweet Prince.

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Just now, Steelman said:

OK.

 

Then I'll cry mysef to sleep because we haven't shipped Morgan Fox out.

 

Goodnight Sweet Prince.

 

Itll all be ok in the morning mate I promise 

 

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FFS those years of mastering stilt walking had unforeseen circumstances

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