@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster01 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I'm guessing your not the tallest person then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Rider Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner What about the fat rumblezoids that really need two seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian joicey Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Magic ! I’m in for a fiver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelman Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner After posting some really good stuff about FFP and our current predicament, why do you have to spoil yourself with excrement like this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Tall people need more legroom and have to put up with the bad attitudes and jealousy from shorter folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner What about season ticket holders? I am a reyt shortarse, do I get a refund or a discount for next season? (hoping this doesn't take into account I am on the front row of the Grandstand and so nobody is blocking my view). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Steelman said: After posting some really good stuff about FFP and our current predicament, why do you have to spoil yourself with excrement like this? Log off for a bit mate you seem to have gone all grumpy and ranting in lighthearted threads Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: Tall people need more legroom and have to put up with the bad attitudes and jealousy from shorter folk. Well we could always mix in an additional mood charge where shorter people have to pay a few quid more if they’re liable to be grumpy or Mardy during the match? Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 They stopped this when Charlie Drake was getting in for nothing at spurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Well we could always mix in an additional mood charge where shorter people have to pay a few quid more if they’re liable to be grumpy or Mardy during the match? An annoyance tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, sonofbert2 said: An annoyance tax. Yeah could call it Grump1867 to make it sound more appealing Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semedo's ferret Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 What about a IQ test before purchasing a ticket. Less than 60 = £50 60 to 80 = £40 80 - 100 =£30 100 - 120 =£25 and so on...... Had terrible experiences with 3 or 4 very peculiar supporters v wolves. These people shouldn't be anywhere near people never mind sat with them in football stadiums. Roll on £30 plus games again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Semedo's ferret said: What about a IQ test before purchasing a ticket. Less than 60 = £50 60 to 80 = £40 80 - 100 =£30 100 - 120 =£25 and so on...... Had terrible experiences with 3 or 4 very peculiar supporters v wolves. These people shouldn't be anywhere near people never mind sat with them in football stadiums. Roll on £30 plus games again. Definitely up for that Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 20 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: How’s this for an idea new ticket category aimed at fairness and driving revenue the amount you pay for a ticket depends totally on your height shorter people pay less (let’s say £20 for the shortest) tall people pay more (up to £40 for the real tall fans who block everyone’s views) winner How much for fat people ? How much for phantom Farters ? How much for the walking dead who sit on the south ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelman Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Log off for a bit mate you seem to have gone all grumpy and ranting in lighthearted threads Sorry, can't. Promised myself I'm going to stay up drinking vodka till midnight and I've run out of stuff to watch on Netflix. Get ready Owlstalk! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, Steelman said: Sorry, can't. Promised myself I'm going to stay up drinking vodka till midnight and I've run out of stuff to watch on Netflix. Get ready Owlstalk! Oh god.... Get on the channel 4 app and check out the Who Is America series its quality and Sacha Baron Cohen is very tall so his match ticket would be £40 I reckon P&S would then be a thing of the past (so long as we could attract more 6 foot plus fans) Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelman Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Oh god.... Get on the channel 4 app and check out the Who Is America series its quality and Sacha Baron Cohen is very tall so his match ticket would be £40 I reckon P&S would then be a thing of the past (so long as we could attract more 6 foot plus fans) OK. Then I'll cry mysef to sleep because we haven't shipped Morgan Fox out. Goodnight Sweet Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, Steelman said: OK. Then I'll cry mysef to sleep because we haven't shipped Morgan Fox out. Goodnight Sweet Prince. Itll all be ok in the morning mate I promise Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 FFS those years of mastering stilt walking had unforeseen circumstances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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