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2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Doctor 

"Morning asteener..how are you feeling?"

Me

"Well Doc, I felt really well a couple of years ago..but lately, Ive no energy and keep getting panic attacks"

Doctor

"I see by our records that you suffered from something similar in the mid 70's"

Me

"Well not the panic attacks, I had the depression..."

Doctor

"and it passed"?

Me

"Well yea...but eventually Waddle passed it Willams ..who passed it to Hirst.....

Doctor

"And now?"

Me

"Well, i'm sorta listless, can't be bothered to get up in a morning.........

Doctor

"Every morning?

Me

" Not every day  usually Saturdays..and sometimes midweek"

Doctor

" I believe you have FFP!!"

Me

"Crikey..is it terminal??"

Doctor

"If allied to EFL, it can be problamatic"

Me

"Can it be cured?"

Doctor

"Have you got £30 million pounds?

Me

"well not quite..I spent £10 million on Jordan Rhodes"

Doctor..

"Yea...its problamatic..................

 

 

 

 

 

Jokers to the left of me, Bedwetters on the right

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I made an error..I didn't clear the editor thingy..I aked for it to be deleted but they wouldn't..Totally ruined me already tarnished reputation...I feel like Thomas A beckett did be fore they did whatever they did to him at wherever it was in the year whateverthefgook..you f.ookers!

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