Pilky Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 In the BBC gossip column today: A Turkish amateur club sold 18 of its youth players to fund the purchase of 10 goats, with the aim of using milk and meat sales to help fund its future. (Hurriyet - in Turkish) Maybe something to look into if we don't achieve promotion this season, as per DC's warning. Ds Dairy... coming soon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Look out for a flock of goats on the Wednesdayite Car Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1.8 players to a single goat. I reckon a goat is at least twice as effective as some of our players though. DO THE DEAL DEJPHON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, Watson said: Look out for a flock of goats on the Wednesdayite Car Park. See the goats: £5 Take a photo with the goats: £10 Ride a goat: £50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, bobness said: See the goats: £5 Take a photo with the goats: £10 Ride a goat: £50 You sit on a goat and I'm phoning the RSPCA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Watson said: You sit on a goat and I'm phoning the RSPCA You may also want to phone the men in white coats, considering I just dropped fifty quid for the privilege 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TouchIsGolden Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I would like to purchase a silver goat foundation membership with my season ticket please. Can you tell me which tier of goat I will receive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 All of this conjecture is pointless anyway. Our current goat embargo prevents us from signing any cloven hoofed animals. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therac Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 How much for donkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Three. Billy goat, Nanny goat, and Letmefetchme goat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 First ones being delivered now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) Still plenty for sale in Hillsborough Park. Good to see our CEO on top of things. Edited August 16, 2018 by Freshfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Don't let Mr C anywhere near Cashmere goats. They'll just be mere goats inside three seasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarn owl Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 So are we saying we make our own Goats cheese and sell it on the concourse at Hillsborough? I think Spurs are doing that at the new stadium. Seems like a plan, Can we get a herd of Goats for an Almen Abdi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Goat of the match. Goatkeeper. Wednesday's new players climbing the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 31 minutes ago, therac said: How much for donkeys? £49 per game and no concessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Goaty Sedloski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 hours ago, bobness said: See the goats: £5 Take a photo with the goats: £10 Ride a goat: £50 Cheaper than West street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopparberg Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 You have goat to be kidding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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