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7 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

 

What shinpads was he wearing?

 

Left leg Cardiff. Right leg Bournemouth.

 

Tee-shirt Huddersfield. Night-cap Wolves.

 

Cereal bowl Fulham, Burnley coffee-mug.

 

Hope this helps.

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Just now, Holmowl said:

 

Left leg Cardiff. Right leg Bournemouth.

 

Tee-shirt Huddersfield. Night-cap Wolves.

 

Cereal bowl Fulham, Burnley coffee-mug.

 

Hope this helps.

 

He's got all the free tat I sent him under the guise of sweeteners from various suitors, then.

 

Just wait until he sees the gigantic Wednesday-themed hot air balloon I've arranged to take him to training later. He'll think we've blown the rest out of the water and his heart will be set on Wednesday for ever more. 

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9 minutes ago, RUMBELOWS91 said:

If anyone sees him heading for his car and he's not wearing any Elev8 merchandise, rugby tackle him to the floor immediately and lay on him until 00.01.

 

Already done that. Currently sat in a cell in Hammerton Rd Nick next to someone calling themselves Holmowl? I managed to plug my mobile to sneak it through. 

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5 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

 

He's got all the free tat I sent him under the guise of sweeteners from various suitors, then.

 

Just wait until he sees the gigantic Wednesday-themed hot air balloon I've arranged to take him to training later. He'll think we've blown the rest out of the water and his heart will be set on Wednesday for ever more. 

 

One of our best players in a hot-air balloon. What could possibly go wrong?

 

Hope the wind direction takes it close to Northern General.

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3 minutes ago, coe_22 said:

Already done that. Currently sat in a cell in Hammerton Rd Nick next to someone calling themselves Holmowl? I managed to plug my mobile to sneak it through. 

 

I can confirm exactly how Coe smuggled his mobile in, and I also know what he had for dinner last night.

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5 minutes ago, RUMBELOWS91 said:

Anyone know where the broadband exchange is bear Hillsborough?

 

Probably best to start by taking out limes of communication.

 

I'd feel a bit of a lemon doing that.

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