@owlstalk Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 My wife came home from work last night to find me sitting watching the football on the telly. "I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said. "I'm also seeing someone else truth be told." "Really?" I replied. "What team does he support?" Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peacock1961 Posted August 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) Similar problems at my house, had to take the Mrs to an hospital appointment yesterday, her GP suspected that she had tourettes syndrome. Anyway tests were negative, she really does think I'm a c.. t and wants me to f... off. Edited August 8, 2018 by peacock1961 Spelling 1 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 33 Posted August 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2018 So what was the bad news...? Was it the team...? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post latemodelchild Posted August 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2018 I had a similar situation. During an argument she said I loved Sheffield Wednesday more than her. I told her I loved Sheffield united more than her. 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post matthefish2002 Posted August 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) Last year my wife ran off with our next door neighbour. I still miss him. Edited August 8, 2018 by matthefish2002 1 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Don’t worry Neil, when a man steals your wife there’s no better revenge than to let him keep her! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, matthefish2002 said: Last year my wife ran off with our next door neighbour. I still miss him. What team did he support? *callback comedy at its finest there folks* Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 33 minutes ago, latemodelchild said: I had a similar situation. During an argument she said I loved Sheffield Wednesday more than her. I told her I loved Sheffield united more than her. Mate actually said that to his missus, they're still together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I was attacked by a Wigan fan...threw a pint of mik at me, then whacked me with some butter and cheese....I thought “how dairy” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHERSTATE Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I read all these in Jackie Masons voice 'Take my wife.........no please take her' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, MAL said: Mate actually said that to his missus, they're still together. So did I and we are...mind you she's a Norwich fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 minute ago, daveyboy66 said: So did I and we are...mind you she's a Norwich fan Delia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, MAL said: Delia? Nah she's a rubbish cook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike1867 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 You're lucky, my wife is so round when she rolls out of bed she ends up in Sheffield... We live in Ireland. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakey1959 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said: My wife came home from work last night to find me sitting watching the football on the telly. "I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said. "I'm also seeing someone else truth be told." "Really?" I replied. "What team does he support?" Blimey you actually listened to her while watching footy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mus Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I married someone who loves the game as much as I do, we watched every match in the world cup, fantastic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HighworthOwl Posted August 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2018 That's sad news. How many seasons were you together? 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scram Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 My great grandad's time had come and I went to visit him on his death bed He was a mad keen Wednesdayite and rarely missed a game - often walking the 11 miles to the stadium to watch the Wizards I was astonished to see him with his room awash with red and white whilst he was also wrapped in red and white He saw the look of horror on my face and whispered "don't worry son - i'd sooner one er theirs die than one er ours" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls101 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Mus said: I married someone who loves the game as much as I do, we watched every match in the world cup, fantastic!!! I dont get the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Told my Mrs last night that I had no idea what happiness was until I met her. Then added “but now it’s too bleeding late” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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