BREAKING - George Hirst Gone

[Woozie]

6 minutes ago, Utah Owl said:

So it's more about the horse's head then!

In DC's case it's more 'sleeping with the fishes'

[Utah Owl]

Just remember, you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!

[Guest Hillsborough Mole]

Bless

 

Can't believe this thread is STILL going full of bitter people who are desperate for this lad to fail

 

You lot remind me of that Jilted John record that was out in the 70s...

 

"I've been excited about a boy

His name is Hirsty

But one day he said to me

While we were watching telly...

 

(And this is what he said)

 

"Listen mate I love Wednesday

But there's this club I fancy

They're gonna pay me 5 times what you do

So it's the end for you and me"

 

"Who's this club I asked him

Leeeeeeicester he replied

Not them puffs I said dismayed

Yes but they're no puffs he replied

 

(They're a bigger club than you'll ever be)

 

Here we go, two three four

 

I was so upset that I cried

All the way to the chip shop

And when I came out, there was Leicester

Standing at the bus stop

 

(And guess who they was with.. yeah, Hirsty... And they were both laughing at me)...

 

Oh he is cruel and heartless

To pack us for Leicester

Just cos they've got more money than us

Just cos they're cool and trendy

 

But we know they're all morons

LEICESTER ARE ALL MORONS

Leicester are all morons

Leicester are all morons

 

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

 

 

 

Go on, get it off your chests. Grown men, acting like jilted lovers... Sad. But funny.

 

Edited July 5, 2018 by Hillsborough Mole