@owlstalk Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 'HE SEEMED MAD' Burton Albion goalkeeper Stephen Bywater ‘threatened two deliverymen with a sword’ in row over a scratched floor Footie ace, 36, who played in the top flight for Derby County and West Ham, left one of the men fearing he would die Stephen Bywater, 36, is said to have swung the scimitar blade in a row over a scratched floor. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/6425126/stephen-bywater-wielded-sword-deliverymen-court-trial/ Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cowl Posted June 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2018 Knew this would be Bywater. 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbieOwler Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I would have complete sympathy for Bywater if he was dealing with Yodel or DPD. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I blame his wife. She should have cleaned the floor with Flash first. Flash cleans withoot scratchin. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, cowl said: Knew this would be Bywater. My instant thought as well! What an amazing surprise to find that we were right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Remember his garden artwork? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8017850/Derby-County-goalkeeper-criticised-for-sex-doll-art.html 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Love Bywater. He’s a character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncing Owl Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Before I looked at this post, I guessed Bywater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Newsome Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 What a man, wish that Leeds fan that slapped Kirkland had tried it on with Bywater. He'd have chased him back into the stand. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, RobbieOwler said: I would have complete sympathy for Bywater if he was dealing with Yodel or DPD. Completely agree! Had some Yodel skidmark gob off at my wife when she mentioned the parcel delivered was battered. Funny how his bravery disappeared when I confronted him a week later. Shame Bywater wasn’t between the sticks when that Leeds critter ran on the pitch and slapped Kirkland. That would have been a comedy gold moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesteel Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) The fact it was a scimitar makes him seem even more crazy, not even a normal sword Edited June 1, 2018 by Bluesteel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almat Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 As others on here have already said, just knew this was Bywater before I clicked on the link. I know GKs are supposed to be a bit crazy but Bywater takes it to another level. What a character he is, and like airborne said earlier I just wish it had been him in goal when that Leeds knobhead invaded the pitch. He would probably still be in hospital now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bluesteel said: The fact it was a scimitar makes him seem even more crazy, not even a normal sword Why threaten them with a sword? By all accounts he’s well into his MMA so why not just threaten to fill them in? He isn’t right in the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almat Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Mr Horsfall told the court: “He started foaming at the mouth. He seemed mad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 18 minutes ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Completely agree! Had some Yodel skidmark gob off at my wife when she mentioned the parcel delivered was battered. Funny how his bravery disappeared when I confronted him a week later. Shame Bywater wasn’t between the sticks when that Leeds critter ran on the pitch and slapped Kirkland. That would have been a comedy gold moment. tbf you really shouldn't keep delivery drivers at your house for a week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I remember hearing about Bywater hiring a bouncy castle for the kids But because it was raining he had it put up in the front room 1 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I can quite believe it. I think he is mostly harmless though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S63 Owl Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 The guy is an absolute nutter! Remember the time when he ate a can of rice pudding in his car with a toothbrush because he couldn’t find a spoon!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 He's forgiven. Mainly because he tipped that tray of sandwiches over Clem's head in the dressing room! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Already best laugh thread for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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