Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2018 I'm speaking to you using a telepathic headset. Now listen to me. And now... ....listen to the stars. Listen to the heartbeat of the Universe. It's not too big Mr C. listen to its rhythms. All that energy , every speck of space dust. Harness it in your hand. Here. Take it in your hands. What is it telling you........ Season one. Decent kit. Not entirely Wednesday but a theme on it. Most people happy. Happy people = positive atmosphere = confident players. Shrewd signings and Feelgood factor. New manager who promises us the world. Wembley. So close! A combination of all those things got us so close. (Just that tactical shoehorn in the final and the white socks cost us) Season two. Gillingham kit Erm... well. Its something different. Its ok as a one off. Etc etc. Itll be a collectors item. Its only for one yeae. Eyebrows being raised though. Is this tampering for the sake? Still the teams doing well. Aren't they? They're higher than last year. Some odd buys. Some ...big money Odd buys. Scraping points. Manager looking stressed.Fans worrying. Very quiet atmosphere. Quiet atmosphere = Players under pressure. Relying too much on wonder goals from knackered stars. Play off semis though (Tactical stubbornness, fear and no stripes cost us.) Season three. Ipswich kit. It's not an Ipswich kit, it's a nod to the past. It is our anniversary year. A nod to when our team that made the cup final and we're capable of challenging for the title was slowly unfurled , sold off and allowed to age beyond use as we began one of our plumets into the wilderness? It's and omen I tell you. We'll be relegated. Luckily we werent - Jos overturned the cosmic odds of the bad luck strip against all known Universal powers and astral nastiness the Gods threw at us. Panic buys. A manager losing the thread. Could have gone down if the tache hadn't rode the to the rescue. Season four? Do it. Do it DC. I'm not saying it's our destiny kit. But... Well... It's our destiny kit! The home kit of our last championship winning team. The home kit of our last FA Cup Winning side The home kit of our last League Cup Winning side. I know you want us in the Premier league as much as we do. (Maybe more considering the money you've spaffed into it!) So create the vibe. Create the positive energy. Create the buzz. Fuel the fans, who'll fuel the players. With this-: A kit that says. WE ARE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY This kit, combined with Jos our guide , wih Bazza and Fenando fit , it's a one way ticket to footballing Eutopia! 23 8 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) Just for clarity DC that is EUTOPIA and not DYSTOPIA....... detail, detail....!! Edited May 16, 2018 by Morepork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Blatant playing to the crowd Wish I had thought of it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Morepork said: Just for clarity DC that is EUTOPIA and not DYSTOPIA....... Don't bloody confuse him. And where did you get a telepathy headset from anyway? Bloody Princess Aura. I knew she couldn't be trusted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgoditsjames Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 That settles it, central stripe has to be blue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, Watson said: Blatant playing to the crowd Wish I had thought of it. Of course! Exactly as the Wednesday will be doing of all goes well. Right. Come Watson, our work here is done. Time for tea and opiates. Oh. Hang on, that's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Utopia ..... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: I'm speaking to you using a telepathic headset. Now listen to me. And now... ....listen to the stars. Listen to the heartbeat of the Universe. It's not too big Mr C. listen to its rhythms. All that energy , every speck of space dust. Harness it in your hand. Here. Take it in your hands. What is it telling you........ Season one. Decent kit. Not entirely Wednesday but a theme on it. Most people happy. Happy people = positive atmosphere = confident players. Shrewd signings and Feelgood factor. New manager who promises us the world. Wembley. So close! A combination of all those things got us so close. (Just that tactical shoehorn in the final and the white socks cost us) Season two. Gillingham kit Erm... well. Its something different. Its ok as a one off. Etc etc. Itll be a collectors item. Its only for one yeae. Eyebrows being raised though. Is this tampering for the sake? Still the teams doing well. Aren't they? They're higher than last year. Some odd buys. Some ...big money Odd buys. Scraping points. Manager looking stressed.Fans worrying. Very quiet atmosphere. Quiet atmosphere = Players under pressure. Relying too much on wonder goals from knackered stars. Play off semis though (Tactical stubbornness, fear and no stripes cost us.) Season three. Ipswich kit. It's not an Ipswich kit, it's a nod to the past. It is our anniversary year. A nod to when our team that made the cup final and we're capable of challenging for the title was slowly unfurled , sold off and allowed to age beyond use as we began one of our plumets into the wilderness? It's and omen I tell you. We'll be relegated. Luckily we werent - Jos overturned the cosmic odds of the bad luck strip against all known Universal powers and astral nastiness the Gods threw at us. Panic buys. A manager losing the thread. Could have gone down if the tache hadn't rode the to the rescue. Season four? Do it. Do it DC. I'm not saying it's our destiny kit. But... Well... It's our destiny kit! The home kit of our last championship winning team. The home kit of our last FA Cup Winning side The home kit of our last League Cup Winning side. I know you want us in the Premier league as much as we do. (Maybe more considering the money you've spaffed into it!) So create the vibe. Create the positive energy. Create the buzz. Fuel the fans, who'll fuel the players. With this-: A kit that says. WE ARE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY This kit, combined with Jos our guide , wih Bazza and Fenando fit , it's a one way ticket to footballing Eutopia! Anyone else Readings that in Milan's underwater bubble phone voice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, ohgoditsjames said: That settles it, central stripe has to be blue @Sham67 will be delighted and will send you your blue central stripe believers club membership through the post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, helmut_rooster said: Anyone else Readings that in Milan's underwater bubble phone voice I still think we should extend the ground over the river, build a bar in honour of our saviour complete with glass floor to see his phone in its watery preservation. A sacred relic. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Your lordship... 1) The design will already have been finalised and production is probably imminent. Nothing you can say is going to cause anyone to start from scratch. 2) Get help before you need a rubber bedroom. This is like watching Jack Torrance in 'The Shining' repeating 'all work and no play...' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, DJMortimer said: Your lordship... 1) The design will already have been finalised and production is probably imminent. Nothing you can say is going to cause anyone to start from scratch. 2) Get help before you need a rubber bedroom. This is like watching Jack Torrance in 'The Shining' repeating 'all work and no play...' It's fine DJ it's fine. I'm fine. It's all good. I'm trying to find others things. I've even been watching some of the racing this week. Try and take my mind off all things wednesday, you know how it is. Mind, I haven't backed a winner at the gees gees for ages. In fact I reckon I haven't backed a winner since 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, A12owl said: Went to Yarmouth Races today. Flipping cold. Had a winner and a couple of places. About £20 in profit. Not sure what to do with this sudden wealth. Get it changed into 2ps and get them in the shove machines before they're gone for good and replaced forever with 10p only machines. What a disgrace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling Wolfe Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Not trying to throw a spanner in the works but..... here's our last promotion kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Owling Wolfe said: Not trying to throw a spanner in the works but..... here's our last promotion kit Three nice big blue stripes got us over the line. The long blue shorts nearly cost us!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: It's fine DJ it's fine. I'm fine. It's all good. I'm trying to find others things. I've even been watching some of the racing this week. Try and take my mind off all things wednesday, you know how it is. Mind, I haven't backed a winner at the gees gees for ages. In fact I reckon I haven't backed a winner since When youlook back at this Snoots old chap, you'll see it's absolute murder OMG !!!!!!!! Howlong have I been sleeping !!!!!!!! ?????????? The feckin emoticons have changed !!!!! FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Couldn't agree more, Snoots........we'll never win anything without a stripey shirt and that's a FACT(written in capitals because apparently that makes it an actual fact) Usually I'd go with your choice, which I believe is the 62-63 edition, centre blue stripe.....tick........black shorts.....tick........socks.....now this is where I can't agree, I personally prefer black socks, but like Mr C I've started hankering for the past. I like different, so I'll throw the no striped center shirt into the ring, we've gone down this route on more than one occasion(6 actually). But this VVV kit from 1905 -10 is imo a thing of beauty, it also guarantees success, kitted out in this we won the FA Cup in 1907......AND.......the highly acclaimed Sheriff of London Charity Shield in 1905. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 21 minutes ago, Weshallovercome said: It is a fine kit. However I am convinced the success in the Sheriff of London charity shield victory may have been earned because of those sneaky blue and white tops on the socks. I'm far from a pushy man so think perhaps a compromise. .. This beauty. Aye, I know there no black sock as such. But by having old school black boots I believe the complementary colour scheming makes up for it. Though I note Mr Young on the end has opted to roll his socks in such a manner as to have one white top and one blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Good attempt, but my nomination still stands. Bonk. Edited May 17, 2018 by daleblue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughthecone Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 7 hours ago, A12owl said: Went to Yarmouth Races today. Flipping cold. Had a winner and a couple of places. About £20 in profit. Not sure what to do with this sudden wealth. Buy some more fishing gear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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