Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 spent most of last nights game not believing he was still at sunderland what a shame we are in such a mess we cant sign him on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 30/04/2018 at 14:10, Hillsborough Mole said: I'd not only sign him, I'd make him club captain for us next year. Exactly the kind of combative midfielder we need with Hutch not able to feature regularly. I'd keep Hutch as cover for centre half and centre midfield duties when we need him. Would imagine he'll be available too. If we're out of our embargo on the same terms as Brum - I'd be on the phone to Sunderland and offer to take Cattermole for the season - pay them £10k a week towards his wages and make him club captain Let him kick arse in midfield - and send Pelupessy back to Holland. Him and Bannan would be a great pairing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minton Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Hillsborough Mole said: If we're out of our embargo on the same terms as Brum - I'd be on the phone to Sunderland and offer to take Cattermole for the season - pay them £10k a week towards his wages and make him club captain Let him kick arse in midfield - and send Pelupessy back to Holland. Him and Bannan would be a great pairing. Two points: 1) Are you on crack? You want to make a loan player with not the first idea about the club, the players, the city or the fans captain?! 2) He's a wrong side of 30, horrible, ill-disciplined excuse for a player, who the fans don't think is good enough for a pub league Sunderland side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Just now, Minton said: Two points: 1) Are you on crack? You want to make a loan player with not the first idea about the club, the players, the city or the fans captain?! 2) He's a wrong side of 30, horrible, ill-disciplined excuse for a player, who the fans don't think is good enough for a pub league Sunderland side. Other than that though. Sounds good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 04/05/2018 at 18:05, vulva said: Signing players like Cattermole and Colback will solidify our mid to lower league finish next season. Our only hope is to gamble on cheap foreign imports, or the UK loan market and hope we strike gold. That's the spirit !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Minton said: Two points: 1) Are you on crack? You want to make a loan player with not the first idea about the club, the players, the city or the fans captain?! 2) He's a wrong side of 30, horrible, ill-disciplined excuse for a player, who the fans don't think is good enough for a pub league Sunderland side. What the hell does understandin the city have to do with being a club captain?? Are YOU on crack?? Thats a classic that one (by the way - his disciplinary record is nowhere near as bad as Hutchinsons) Edited August 21, 2018 by Hillsborough Mole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynecoyne14 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 30/04/2018 at 14:10, Hillsborough Mole said: I'd not only sign him, I'd make him club captain for us next year. Exactly the kind of combative midfielder we need with Hutch not able to feature regularly. I'd keep Hutch as cover for centre half and centre midfield duties when we need him. Would imagine he'll be available too. you only want him cause his name ends in mole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, waynecoyne14 said: you only want him cause his name ends in mole Shush Im hoping nobody notices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minton Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 It's WAY worse than Hutch's. As I said on the previous page: On 17/08/2018 at 00:30, Minton said: Worst disciplinary record in the history of the premier league (a red or yellow card every 2.9 games) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Hillsborough Mole said: Shush Im hoping nobody notices One mole is one mole to many. Dig your way out of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Minton said: It's WAY worse than Hutch's. As I said on the previous page: On 30/04/2018 at 16:40, Hillsborough Mole said: Ive gone back 6 years - since Sam was more active in his career. Cattermole Apps 152 (25 games a season) Yellows 46 Average 3.3 games per yellow card Hutch Apps 113 (19 games a season) Yellows 44 Average 2.5 games per yellow card. Seems like Cattermole is the picture of discipline compared to Hutch... and you get more games out of him too Actually - with an average of 25 games plus 19 games - thats 44 games a season - which would pretty much perfectly fit a Championship season too (maybe get Semedo back for the other 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minton Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Where are those stats from? And you can't just airbrush out Cattermole's earlier seasons of naughtiness to suit your narrative! Cos the ones I can see are: Hutch total career: 143 Apps, 40 yellows, 1 red - Yellow every 322 minutes, red every 12870 mins* Cattermole career: 353 Apps, 109 yellows, 4 reds - Yellow every 291 minutes, red every 7942 mins* *Assuming 90 mins played (which isn't quite true, but applied to both) Basically, Cattermole is a horrible conker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birley Owl 1867 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I've heard Cattermole has a degree in thuggery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, Minton said: Where are those stats from? And you can't just airbrush out Cattermole's earlier seasons of naughtiness to suit your narrative! Cos the ones I can see are: Hutch total career: 143 Apps, 40 yellows, 1 red - Yellow every 322 minutes, red every 12870 mins* Cattermole career: 353 Apps, 109 yellows, 4 reds - Yellow every 291 minutes, red every 7942 mins* *Assuming 90 mins played (which isn't quite true, but applied to both) Basically, Cattermole is a horrible conker I think his disciplinary record in the last 6 years is entirely appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarn owl Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Is this thread real? Lee Cattermole! really. My word. For all that is holy please don't sign him please. I think we can do better. I mean putting a traffic cone in the centre circle would be better. So playing Hunt, Preston and others would be better i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Whilst I agree with the sentiment that we could do with someone similar to Clattermaul at his best, I also agree that the OP could quite possibly be a user of hard drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, tarn owl said: Is this thread real? Lee Cattermole! really. My word. For all that is holy please don't sign him please. I think we can do better. I mean putting a traffic cone in the centre circle would be better. So playing Hunt, Preston and others would be better i think. Stop worrying he won't be signing, nor anyone else for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Yeah, Stan Ogden and Eddie Yates, could they do a job for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adelphi1867 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 30/04/2018 at 14:10, Hillsborough Mole said: I'd not only sign him, I'd make him club captain for us next year. Exactly the kind of combative midfielder we need with Hutch not able to feature regularly. I'd keep Hutch as cover for centre half and centre midfield duties when we need him. Would imagine he'll be available too. He is definately available, just at what cost?. Just be cause we got out of the FFP mess, by the skin of our teeth, it doesn't mean we can go on multi million £ spending spree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT jack whitham Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Lee Cattermole is GARBAGE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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