Popular Post Stubbs Posted April 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Phones been ringing off the hook. Meant to be my day off. Some Hargreaves bloke. Something about more owlstalk readers. Don't know who he is but he reckons he'll be round to sort out his lordship if he doesn't pull his finger out. That he's feeling like a Ninja now he's off the ale. No bloody idea who he is but he'll need to be a Ninja to get near this place, especially after Lady S set all those bear pits and deer traps to try and capture the Amey contractors. Half hope he makes it, Im ready for a scrap. Been some time since I've been involved in a right good sort out. As for his Lordship, well, he's mashed. Started on the sloe gin in the summer house about 2pm yesterday afternoon and soon got got taken with it. The thirst took him. By 5pm he was smashing the place up, banging on alarming about no inspiration, and dead rubber, and screaming about selling the villa in Tavira and saying he wants nothing to do with the Portuguese ever again. He was making no sense. By the end of the day he demanded I set up the clay pigeon trap, I suggested it was a bit dark for shooting but he got the infra red goggles out told me to load the sling with his collection of Wednesday mugs and started blasting out of the summer house window. Shouting random things. "May as well have kept farking Sasso" , "Death to Doyen!" and "another year wasted, I'll be dead soon, just bring the stripes back ypu imbeciles". Anyway. He's passed out. I've popped him in the potting shed to recover. These were in his pocket. No idea what it means.... I thought the football season was over. But there we go. Right , I'm off to get my nunchucks ready incase this Hargreaves geezer turns up. Let's facking 'ave it! Edited April 28, 2018 by Stubbs 13 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Are you Snooty, are you Snooty, are you Snooty in disguise? ps - Tesco custard creams 30p 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Excellent first post. I would plus you but dont know who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acquiescefc Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 This reminds me of Mcgugans last goal, Mcgeadys last game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birley Owl 1867 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Thanks Alfred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 You often find that easiest games are the hardest and Hardest games the easiest 0-1 for me this time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Any money King claridge and Leroy return tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Welcome back to OT, Snooty Stubbs! We've heard a lot about you from that skiving master of yours. Edited April 28, 2018 by t'owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I’m now defaulting to this thread. My work is done. Good thread Sir. Your best ever Pauli. I shall probably read it later over coffee and walnut cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 The logical part of my brain doesn't care about this game doesn't care about the game. The wednesdayite part of it DOES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Could be carnage at Snoot Hall if a disgruntled employee is running the show... I will give it until Naarch at home before it becomes a posh Hefneresque knocking shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Nice to keep this mini-run going. Like to see JR start and have another good game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Nice work Stubsy. Far better than that bloke you work for. For a lowly serf your vocabulary and grammar are exceptional btw. Two sides without a care in the world. Let’s hope one side has slightly overdone the celebratory Prossecco. 2-2 Nuhiu, Forestieri Edited April 28, 2018 by Holmowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Potting shed’s the last place you wanna leave him, he’s been potted for hours by all accounts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubbs Posted April 28, 2018 Author Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Mr. Tom said: Potting shed’s the last place you wanna leave him, he’s been potted for hours by all accounts He always asks me to dump him somewhere random when he's had a right skinfull, one of his little foibles. I think it's because he worries her Ladyship might take advantage of him if she comes across him lying prone in the big house. Edited April 28, 2018 by Stubbs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal M Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Pinned. Cheers, Stubbs. UTO FTWolves 1 I move a lot of concrete on the QVC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Party time at Molineux - a place we always struggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubbs said: her Ladyship might take advantage of him if she comes across him Tautology-tastic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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