NorthLondonOwl Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Bringing my 7 yr old niece for her first Wednesday game against Reading. Anyone know where I can find kid-friendly versions of the songs to share with her mum in advance. The little one is excited and wants to learn the songs before the big day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just change the rude words in the regular songs to sausages. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 If you don't jolly well bounce you're a blade. Sorry you said clean version didn't you? You'll have to think of another word for blade then. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield alien Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Hitcat said: Just change the rude words in the regular songs to sausages. At the lane at the lane..they're all sausage sausages at the lane..it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Whooooooooooooooooah BLASTOFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm an Essex Owl Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 When the kids were little I used to try... "If you don't jump and bounce if you don't jump and bounce then you're a blade" " Sheffield is wonderful, Sheffield is wonderful its full of tears and Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield is wonderful" " singing diet diet piggy piggy diet" and "Warnock is a c u n t" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Who's the blighter, who's the blighter, who's the blighter in the black! who's the blighter in the black! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anus Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 You're sausage sausage......etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Owl Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 If you don’t jump & bounce then you’re a blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 When you teach her your kiddie version, then she hears the real thing ; well dude, she'll never feckin trust you again . And don't even try to explain what the REAL sausage cottage is FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Here's to you Atdhe Nuhu Wednesday love you more than you will know Whoaaaaa And repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 When I took my son to his first away match at Nottingham Forest, when Darrren Purse was playing for us The Wednesdayites were giving it the usual 'Scab Scab Scab Scab Scab' to the Forest fans My son, who was eager to join in, but didn't know the words, was singing something like 'Scan Scan Scan Scan' I clipped him around the earhole and told him the right words 2 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 You got me wondering WEDNESDAY....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 The referee’s an orphan. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Oh sheffield...is wonderful! oh sheffield is wonderful! its full of lgbt people and gender fluid teenagers! Oh sheffield is wonderful!! Obviously there are many different versions that should also be embraced and celebrated. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 A writer had won The UK Filthy Limerick competition every year for the last 24 years, and for the 25th year he sent in his most disgusting flithy Limerick ever. He rang the organizer and was stunned to find out he'd only come second. “You were beaten by an 87 year old lady” said the organizer. “Can’t believe anything could be ruder then mine, let alone from a sweet old dear. It was absolutely disgusting” said the writer. “Read hers out to me”. “ Can’t possibly. My kids are in the next room and I wouldn’t risk them over-hearing a single word of the utter filth she came up with” replied the organizer. "Wow....That bad? Just dah de dah the rude bits and I'll fill them in for myself?" the writer said. The organiser thought about it, and said “OK, Are you ready?" "Yes of course I'm ready" said the sceptical seething writer. "Right then, here goes..... Dah diddy dah diddy dah dah diddy, Diddy dah diddy dah dah dah diddy, Diddy dah dah diddy dah, Diddy dah dah diddy dah, Dah diddy dah diddy khunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 1. The entire lyrics to Hi Ho Silver Lining, which for some reason we now sing ALL of 2. Dambusters 3. We're All Wednesday Aren't We 4. Barmy Army 5. SIDDARN 6. Pointing In all seriousness it's brilliant that she's going and is so excited about it. Here's hoping it's the start of a beautiful lifelong introduction to more horrendous swearing than you can shake a whole f**kin' bunch of sticks at. Edited April 10, 2018 by Mr. Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Past Member Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 13 hours ago, NorthLondonOwl said: Bringing my 7 yr old niece for her first Wednesday game against Reading. Anyone know where I can find kid-friendly versions of the songs to share with her mum in advance. The little one is excited and wants to learn the songs before the big day. And if you are a United fan, surrender or you'll cry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I miss this one (even though it's basically a pretty horrendous song ), haven't heard it in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 4 hours ago, fatzooma said: Oh sheffield...is wonderful! oh sheffield is wonderful! its full of lgbt people and gender fluid teenagers! Oh sheffield is wonderful!! Obviously there are many different versions that should also be embraced and celebrated. One of the best posts I've ever read on here Sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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