OzOwl Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Can someone remind us all again what he got in his eye? And confirm this was at least three weeks ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 He recovered from the gammy eye, not sure where he is. Hasn’t he been playing a few U23 games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Back in a fortnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigash_swfc Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 You could say... Abdi hasn't impressed in the U23's. But it would seem... Van Aken hasn't impressed in the U23's either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Heard that he's come down with a rare allergic reaction to gravity. Doctors are puzzled to say the least. Out for 2 weeks min. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 5 hours ago, robowl4life said: He recovered from the gammy eye, not sure where he is. Hasn’t he been playing a few U23 games? Pal of mine went to the U23 match on Saturday. Said Abdi may as well not have been playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debram Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Needs offloading asap, doubt any club would take him though given his record at Hillsborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Anyone who's watched Twin Peaks to completion will understand exactly what's going on with Abdi. At some point over the summer of 2016, the Almen Abdi we all knew from his Watford days was lured into an alternative dimension and trapped in the Black Lodge. At this point, his evil doppelgänger was created and escaped into our reality. This doppelgänger is physically identical to Abdi, but shares very few of his personality traits or skills. The good news is, this evil doppelgänger will be defeated and returned to the Black Lodge from whence he spawned. The bad news is, we're stuck with him for another 23 years... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Anyone who's watched Twin Peaks to completion will understand exactly what's going on with Abdi. At some point over the summer of 2016, the Almen Abdi we all knew from his Watford days was lured into an alternative dimension and trapped in the Black Lodge. At this point, his evil doppelgänger was created and escaped into our reality. This doppelgänger is physically identical to Abdi, but shares very few of his personality traits or skills. The good news is, this evil doppelgänger will be defeated and returned to the Black Lodge from whence he spawned. The bad news is, we're stuck with him for another 23 years... Sounds like that’s happened to a few players of ours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 minute ago, robowl4life said: Sounds like that’s happened to a few players of ours! Maybe so. All we can do is enjoy some cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee while we wait for it all to sort itself out. Hold on, I can hear one of the patients stirring as I type: "Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Reachs left peg Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Needs moving on at end of the season terrible signing who had just taken money out of the club and given nothing in return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Anyone who's watched Twin Peaks to completion will understand exactly what's going on with Abdi. At some point over the summer of 2016, the Almen Abdi we all knew from his Watford days was lured into an alternative dimension and trapped in the Black Lodge. At this point, his evil doppelgänger was created and escaped into our reality. This doppelgänger is physically identical to Abdi, but shares very few of his personality traits or skills. The good news is, this evil doppelgänger will be defeated and returned to the Black Lodge from whence he spawned. The bad news is, we're stuck with him for another 23 years... At last, a plausible explanation of Abdi's time in Sheffield. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 What next, bout of spring impetigo? FFS-makes Andy Sinton look robust. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Anyone who's watched Twin Peaks to completion will understand exactly what's going on with Abdi. At some point over the summer of 2016, the Almen Abdi we all knew from his Watford days was lured into an alternative dimension and trapped in the Black Lodge. At this point, his evil doppelgänger was created and escaped into our reality. This doppelgänger is physically identical to Abdi, but shares very few of his personality traits or skills. The good news is, this evil doppelgänger will be defeated and returned to the Black Lodge from whence he spawned. The bad news is, we're stuck with him for another 23 years... I was going to ask what Almen Abdi has to do with a British astronaut....but then I realised you said 'Twin' Peaks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 He needs knee capping! Then at least we can claim on the insurance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckington owl Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Have to say I was excited when we signed him. Watched him a few times at Watford and he was quality - but he’s done absolutely nowt here, even on the rare occasion he has been fit. A total waste of our budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 6 hours ago, bigash_swfc said: You could say... Abdi hasn't impressed in the U23's. But it would seem... Van Aken hasn't impressed in the U23's either. It speaks volumes when Thornily is preferred to the 4 million Van Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, BRADDO said: It speaks volumes when Thornily is preferred to the 4 million Van Allen. Feckin predictive text. Aaaghhhh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSWFC Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, BRADDO said: It speaks volumes when Thornily is preferred to the 4 million Van Allen. Doesn’t nessesarily mean he’s thought to be the better player. Maybe he’s not jumped through all of Jos’ fitness hoops yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, OzOwl said: Can someone remind us all again what he got in his eye? And confirm this was at least three weeks ago? He's had a collision with a paper cup since then, was nasty allegedly, been hit by a stray kids balloon in McDonald's, needed a paramedic for that one and is now on his way to a "full" recovery from a rather nasty fractured left shoelace. Been told in confidence from someone ITK he has auditioned and secured the place to play "Nordberg" in the upcoming remake of The Naked Gun Edited April 3, 2018 by steveger 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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