Free agents

[Mr. Tom]

2 hours ago, Dronfield Blue said:

 

Dead right. Not good enough for us. 

 

Honours

Club

Ajax^[321]

• Eredivisie: 2001–02, 2003–04
• KNVB Cup: 2001–02
• Johan Cruyff Shield: 2002

Internazionale^[321]

• Serie A: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
• Supercoppa Italiana: 2006, 2008

Barcelona^[321]

• La Liga: 2009–10
• Supercopa de España: 2009, 2010
• UEFA Super Cup: 2009
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2009

Milan^[321]

• Serie A: 2010–11
• Supercoppa Italiana: 2011

Paris Saint-Germain^[321]

• Ligue 1: 2012–13, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
• Coupe de France: 2014–15, 2015–16
• Coupe de la Ligue: 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
• Trophée des Champions: 2013, 2014, 2015

Manchester United^[321]

• EFL Cup: 2016–17
• UEFA Europa League: 2016–17^[322]
• FA Community Shield: 2016

Individual

• Swedish Football Personality of the Year: 2002^[323]
• Eurosport Goal Of The Year: 2004^[324]
• Serie A Most Loved Player: 2005^[325]
• Ballon d'Or: 2005 (8th place), 2007 (7th place), 2008 (9th place), 2009 (7th place), 2012 (10th place), 2013 (4th place)^{[326][327][328][329][330]}
• Serie A Foreign Footballer of the Year (3): 2004–05, 2007–08, 2008–09^[325]
• Guldbollen (11): 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016^[331]
• Swedish Forward of the Year (11): 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016^[323]
• ESM Team of the Year (4): 2006–07, 2007–08, 2012–13, 2013–14^[332]
• Jerringpriset: 2007^[333]
• UEFA Team of the Year (4): 2007, 2009, 2013, 2014^[334]
• Serie A Footballer of the Year (3): 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11^[335]
• Swedish Male Athlete of the Year (4): 2008, 2010, 2013, 2015^{[336][337][338][339]}
• Serie A Goal of the Year: 2008^[325]
• Serie A Top Scorer (2): 2008–09, 2011–12^[59][340]
• Serie A Team of the Year (2): 2010–11, 2011–12^[341][342]
• UEFA Best Player in Europe Award: 2011 (8th place), 2013 (9th place), 2017 (10th place)^{[343][344][345]}
• UEFA Euro Team of the Tournament: 2012^[217]
• Golden Foot: 2012^[346]
• Swedish Goal of the Year (2): 2012, 2013^[323]
• UNFP Player of the Month (6): September 2012, January 2014, February 2014, March 2014, November 2015, December 2015^[347]
• Ligue 1 Player of the Year (3): 2012–13,^[348] 2013–14,^[349] 2015–16^[348]
• Ligue 1 Team of the Year (4): 2012–13, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16^{[350][349][351][352]}
• Ligue 1 Top Goalscorer (3): 2012–13, 2013–14, 2015–16^{[348][348][353]}
• UEFA Champions League Most assists: 2012–13^[114]
• FIFA Puskás Award: 2013^[354]
• FIFA FIFPro World XI: 2013^[355]
• FIFA FIFPro World XI 2nd team: 2014, 2015, 2016^{[356][357][358]}
• FIFA FIFPro World XI 3rd team: 2017^[359]
• UEFA Champions League Team of the Season: 2013–14^[360]
• Ligue 1 Goal of the Year: 2014^[361]
• Coupe de la Ligue top goalscorer: 2014–15^[362]
• Coupe de France top goalscorer: 2014–15, 2015–16^[363][364]
• UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year (substitute; published 2015)^[334]
• Eurosport European Player of the Month: August 2016^[365]
• PFA Fans' Premier League Player of the Month: December 2016^[366]
• Premier League Player of the Month: December 2016^[367]
• Alan Hardaker Trophy: 2017^[368]
• UEFA Europa League Squad of the Season: 2016–17^[369]
• EFL Cup top goalscorer: 2016–17^[370]
• A.C. Milan Hall of Fame^[371]

Achievements

Records

Overall

• The only player to play in the UEFA Champions League with seven different teams: Ajax, Juventus, Internazionale, Barcelona, Milan, Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United^[372]
• The third player to score in European competitions with seven different teams, after Adrian Mutu and John Carew.^[373]
• The only player to score in the UEFA Champions League with six different teams: Ajax, Juventus, Internazionale, Barcelona, Milan and Paris Saint-Germain^[374]
• The only player to have won 13 championships in four different leagues: Eredivisie, Serie A, La Liga, Ligue 1^[375]
• One of the two players, along with Cristiano Ronaldo, to have scored a goal in every minute of a football match during their careers^[376]
• One of the two players, along with Ronaldinho, to have scored at least a goal in Derby della Madonnina in Italy, El Clásico in Spain and Le Classique in France
• The only foreign player to have won Capocannoniere with two different teams, in addition to two teams from the same city: Internazionale (2008–09) and Milan (2011–12)^[377]
• The only player to have scored at least a goal in De Klassieker in Netherlands, Derby della Madonnina and Derby d'Italia in Italy, El Clásico and Derbi barceloní in Spain, Le Classique in France, Manchester Derby and North-West Derby in England^[378]

Sweden

 

Ibrahimović (seen here in 2013) played for the Sweden national team from 2001 until 2016, and is currently their all-time leading goalscorer

• All-time top goalscorer for Sweden^[379]
• Most Guldbollen: 11^[7]
• Most consecutive Guldbollen: 10 (2007–2016)^[7]
• Sweden's top goalscorer in UEFA European Championship: 6 goals
• Sweden's only player to score in three consecutive UEFA European Championship tournaments: 2004, 2008, 2012^[380]

Barcelona

• The only player to score in his first five league matches^[74]

Paris Saint-Germain

• Top goalscorer in official competitions^[143]
• Top goalscorer in Ligue 1^[145]
• Only Paris Saint-Germain player to be top goalscorer in three Ligue 1 seasons (2012–13, 2013–14, 2015–16)^[143]
• Most Ligue 1 goals in a season: 38 in 2015–16 season^[381][382]
• Fastest Ligue 1 hat-trick: 9 minutes (vs. Troyes, 13 March 2016)^[383]
• Longest goalscoring run in Ligue 1: 9 matches in 2015–16 season (shared with Vahid Halilhodžić)^[143]
• Most goals scored in a single season: 50 in 2015–16 season
• Paris Saint-Germain record goalscorer in UEFA competitions: 20 goals

Manchester United

• The second player (after Ian Storey-Moore in 1971–72 season^[A]) to score in his first three league matches^[384]

• The second player (after Javier Hernández in 2010–11 season) to score in the Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup, European competition and Community Shield in a single season (2016–17 season)^[384]

• The fourth player to reach 15 goals in the fewest number of matches (23 matches, behind only Ruud van Nistelrooy (19 matches), Dwight Yorke (20 matches) and Robin van Persie (21 matches)^[384]

Note

1. ^ But was the first Man.Utd player in the Premier League format.

Premier League

• The player who scored the 25,000th Premier League goal^[385]
• The third player to have scored 14 goals in the first 20 Premier League games (shared with Alan Shearer and Sergio Agüero)^[386]
• The oldest player to reach 15 goals in a single season (2016–17 season at 35 years and 125 days)^[387]

 

“Yeah but can he do it on a wet Tuesday night in Rotherham” etc etc 

Edited March 22, 2018 by Mr. Tom

[HOSTAGE IN PYONGYANG]

Well he is 36 years old, but he is not Scottish, so its a no from me.

[3311owl]

3 hours ago, Hookowl said:

 

Said he'd pay to play for Wednesday.

no he said he'd play on wednesday

[Guest Kagoshimaowl]

5 hours ago, Owl14 said:

There’s a free agent in the premier league who’s been released earlier 

 

Could do a job for us but I don’t know if he’s better than big Dave tbh 

 

He’s scored a few goals and played for a few big clubs 

 

think he’s called ibrahimovic or something like that 

Where’s the beg button when you need it?

[Manila_Owl]

5 hours ago, s73owl said:

If he brings his Mrs it's a yes from me 

 

Is she a centre back? 

[s73owl]

6 hours ago, Manila_Owl said:

 

Is she a centre back? 

She'd have a bad back but I wouldn't send her back 

[Quist]

The reason a player is a free agent is often becausethey have problems which with players wrong side of thirty is usually an underlying injury problem. If someone is seriously suggesting recruiting a player mid thirties who has hardly kicked a ball all season with the problems we have had this season with injuries it is beyond belief.