dumboldowl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 LANGWITH - Centre of the Universe (is on my Google Earth, cos I stuck a pin in it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, dumboldowl said: LANGWITH - Centre of the Universe (is on my Google Earth, cos I stuck a pin in it). What's Langwith like for Bandwidth? Does Barry Bannans nan...etc. WTF!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Opposite Andy Rhodes. My then 9 year old and I were walking home from his school a couple of years back. We heard a frightening noise of screeching scraping steel behind us. We looked back in shock and saw a car heading straight at us on the pavement. The car came to a sudden stop, pinning my sons arm against the stone wall of Andy Rhodes’ garden. Later, the paramedic took me to that spot and told me how lucky my son and I had been. The wall stuck out about 200mm just at the spot where we were stood shocked and still. Had we been one course of stones higher up the hill..... It’s a bizarre world. (The elderly driver, who to my eternal shame I dragged violently from the car, had swerved to avoid an idiot speeding up the hill in the wrong lane. The policeman said a water bottle had shook loose when the elderly gent mounted the pavement to avoid a crash. The old guy saw my son and I but the bottle got stuck under the brake pedal. Thinking quickly he steered the car into the dry-stone wall, slowing it down best he could. But it was the 200mm jutted-out stones that miraculously stopped him.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Holmowl said: Opposite Andy Rhodes. My then 9 year old and I were walking home from his school a couple of years back. We heard a frightening noise of screeching scraping steel behind us. We looked back in shock and saw a car heading straight at us on the pavement. The car came to a sudden stop, pinning my sons arm against the stone wall of Andy Rhodes’ garden. Later, the paramedic took me to that spot and told me how lucky my son and I had been. The wall stuck out about 200mm just at the spot where we were stood shocked and still. Had we been one course of stones higher up the hill..... It’s a bizarre world. (The elderly driver, who to my eternal shame I dragged violently from the car, had swerved to avoid an idiot speeding up the hill in the wrong lane. The policeman said a water bottle had shook loose when the elderly gent mounted the pavement to avoid a crash. The old guy saw my son and I but the bottle got stuck under the brake pedal. Thinking quickly he steered the car into the dry-stone wall, slowing it down best he could. But it was the 200mm jutted-out stones that miraculously stopped him.) Andy Rhodes' wall Wednesday legend. Andy Rhodes' wall Wednesday record: Appearances: 0 Nine year olds' lives saved: 1 Good luck Andy Rhodes' wall. Edited March 24, 2018 by areNOTwhatTHEYseem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggoisgod Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Tarn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wexowl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Swimming with the dolphins then. On 3/23/2018 at 00:37, cognacbarnowl said: Started out in Penistone and thumbed, walked, cycled and drove around Europe until I washed ashore in Dingle , Capital of the Kingdom of Kerry. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Claw Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 started off a stones throw from bumhole stain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts Owl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, The Claw said: started off a stones throw from bumhole stain How many did you throw, go on you will better if you confess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Amsterdam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shezzas left peg Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Too close to l#@%s for my liking these days, but where I'm situated is perfect for jumping on the m62 at jctn 30 and m1 jctn 41 for wherever work takes me to site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shezzas left peg Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) On 3/22/2018 at 14:38, theowlsman said: Hope you’ve got your coat on. Coldest place in the Western Hemisphere I heard. Nah that's illingworth in Halifax, set off to play a match against them years ago. It was late April almost may, We got on the coach in t- shirts and shorts in the beautiful bright sunny morning...by the time we got to their ground we could have done a rendition of hi ho silver lining with our teeth chattering, no one wanted to start the game and we were arguing who wanted to be on the bench as we had some awesome touchline suits that where like wearing a sleeping bag with arms and legs. The ref abandoned the game 50mins in due to a blizzard and 4/5 inches of snow. Edited March 24, 2018 by shezzas left peg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 22/03/2018 at 18:20, Hughthecone said: Are you an Owl or a Woodpecker?? an owl needs a bigger hole than a woodpecker, so to speak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tight Arse Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls7 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Chippenham in Wiltshire a few of us owls in the town and at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Portland, Oregon Lunchtime kick offs are a nightmeire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Staple Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Edmonton, Alberta - Breakfast kick-offs for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 hours ago, meggoisgod said: Tarn You live in a pond at the top of a mountain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 hours ago, dnhc said: an owl needs a bigger hole than a woodpecker, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, The Dukeries Owl said: You live in a pond at the top of a mountain? That's a Tarn he lives in Tarn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Just now, s73owl said: That's a Tarn he lives in Tarn We all live in a Tarn don't we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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