HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, scilly owl said: I am cwite bad at spelling, I’ve just diskovered dislexeer at 61 . ( cue dyslexia jokes... I’ll start) Took a dyslexic girl back to my flat last night... she ended up cooking my sock. Brilliant 1 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: I envy you We went to Prague last April, I fell in love with the place, especially those slinky doughnuty things Are these the ladies that work in the "Hotels"? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, St Ives owls said: Ive got one of the best commutes ever from west coast to south coast and it only takes 15 mins My dad lived in Penzance for about 40 years, he died in 2014 aged 76 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Are these the ladies that work in the "Hotels"? I remember another time in Czechoslovakia, many many years ago, prior to the drunken masses arriving on stag do's. Many a happy time was had and so often I drank from the furry goblet, in fact I can still taste the f---er now. Edited March 22, 2018 by Eastleigh Owl edit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barn_owl Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Barnsley born and bred but fortunately my grandparents were from Sheffield and I'm in a long line of wednesdayites passed down from parent to child. I go with my dad and uncle and took my youngest daughter to her first match when we played Cardiff. she is begging me to take her again, the tradition lives on! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamAP22D Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 34 minutes ago, lukestheman82 said: 22? No mate, I'm older than that ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Penistone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 34 minutes ago, St Ives owls said: Yeah only popped out for pack of fags (8 years ago) worrying thing is , no one has missed me Which shop , i will send our lass for some ? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 In a tree with my owl mother and Sarah and Percy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, scilly owl said: I am cwite bad at spelling, I’ve just diskovered dislexeer at 61 . ( cue dyslexia jokes... I’ll start) Took a dyslexic girl back to my flat last night... she ended up cooking my sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssexOwl Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Shenfield, in Essex, for the last 22 years (nearest spelling of Sheffield I could get down here!), via Worksop, Retford, Dartford, New Ash Green, Basildon, Orpington, Dartford (for a second time, despite being a proper poo-hole!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 hours ago, LiamAP22D said: Lived and worked all over the world but currently live in lovely, sunny Hereford. Worra load of old Bull .. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, daztheowl said: I once escaped from Rampton, only to find I'd landed in Dewsbury. Wrong turn comes to mind !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Rural North Yorkshire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, soldierboyblue said: Rural North Yorkshire Up in Heartbeat country mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Up in Heartbeat country mate? Not quite as far but in a small village half way between York and thirsk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spencerowl Posted March 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go. "Why, we just hired her?" "Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour." The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room. "Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked. "To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to pri*k Mr. Hill's Boil Edited March 22, 2018 by Spencerowl 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OWO Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Cypriot Owl said: Cyprus, It's one heck of a bus journey to S6 Especially when you miss the last one home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, soldierboyblue said: Not quite as far but in a small village half way between York and thirsk Nice up there pal .. Gonna hang the spurs up that way soon Whitby way ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said: Nice up there pal .. Gonna hang the spurs up that way soon Whitby way ... I love it very nice and quiet one pub one shop and great to go walking I’d highly recommend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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