NOT jack whitham Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) Eyup lads and lasses..im up in the Lake District on a weekend break with my better half and it was going so well then in walks the owner of the hotel and its f@cking Chris Wilder..i swear its his double and its real putting me off my meals..what should i do? Edited February 25, 2018 by jack whitham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, jack whitham said: Eyup lads and lasses..im up in the Lake District on a weekend break with my better half and it was hoing so well then in walks the owner of the hotel and its f@cking Chris Wilder..i swear its his double and its real putting me off my meals..what should i do? Shoot him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, jack whitham said: Eyup lads and lasses..im up in the Lake District on a weekend break with my better half and it was going so well then in walks the owner of the hotel and its f@cking Chris Wilder..i swear its his double and its real putting me off my meals..what should i do? Chin him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomas613 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, jack whitham said: Eyup lads and lasses..im up in the Lake District on a weekend break with my better half and it was hoing so well then in walks the owner of the hotel and its f@cking Chris Wilder..i swear its his double and its real putting me off my meals..what should i do? Find out if it is him or his double if it’s him say UTOFTB and walk straight out of it’s not him well you’ve got a piece of mind and you can relax and enjoy. Or better yet stay there enjoy the break and shiiiit all over bathroom spread it round walls write UTO all over simple oh and shag that much that if someone get a UV light on sheets after you gone it looks like a galaxy of spunk Edited February 25, 2018 by Lomas613 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepcar_lights Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Are you sure it isn't the megabus man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast owl lad Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 ask him for a photograph,then hand him the camera 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Enjoy your weekend and try not to let it get you down is my advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Get a letter written ASAP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Make sure you wipe your arse on the towels and take a photo of the skid mark for your trip advisor review! Then fold them up to make out they have never been used. Someone did a similar thing in the toilets of a show home our lass was selling. She is still recieving counselling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 37 minutes ago, oi_you_owl said: Are you sure it isn't the megabus man? Took a coach load of old folk up for granny sausage finger’s 70th! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls2k Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Ask for a Pashunfruit cocktail, see if he reacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefdave Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Go up to him, inhale through your nose, if he smells of fish say to him, "You look like a c@nt, you smell like a c@nt, therefore you are a c@nt." Then chin him for being a c@nt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerknob1 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I live in the Lake District where abouts are you? I’ll come help u sort him out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauchief Owl Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) Get him to say his team are maxed out and have no chance of promotion, then get him to blame the lack of investment and how the owners have let him down badly. Video it and post it online. Oh! Have you done that already? . Edited February 25, 2018 by Beauchief Owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT jack whitham Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 Thanks for the advice guys..cant wait to set off home in the morning..piggy looking tw@t. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 7 hours ago, jack whitham said: Eyup lads and lasses..im up in the Lake District on a weekend break with my better half and it was going so well then in walks the owner of the hotel and its f@cking Chris Wilder..i swear its his double and its real putting me off my meals..what should i do? Slash his Car Tyres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Call him sour puss and grumpy face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethertonowl Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Teach him to speak English, and ask him how his trip to Hull went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 49 minutes ago, jack whitham said: Thanks for the advice guys..cant wait to set off home in the morning..piggy looking tw@t. Still have a night of potential fun. What’s the phone number of the place? Hello, is this piggy heights hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, jack whitham said: Thanks for the advice guys..cant wait to set off home in the morning..piggy looking tw@t. Which option you going for ? Come on you have to choose one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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