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1 minute ago, BDM4nil said:

Reminds me of that sex shop joke, when woman says to the shop owner I'll have that thick large tartan one please.

 

Reply comes back - sorry love that's not for sale it's me flask.

 

Enjoy the match with your mum.

Heard Bernard Manning tell that joke at Pitsmoor club. Happy days lol

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I took an Aladdin flask to the match once, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. 

 

He said I’ll give you three wishes, but they have to be realistic, and not asking for wealth or riches.

 

I asked for better quality on the pitch, success in Europe, and a big nob.

 

We got a desso pitch,

 

I won a weekend for two in Kosovo,

 

And then finally some nonsense about the return of a 20 goal striker called Leon, when Venus and Jupiter align. 

 

Go on, give yours a rub this weekend.

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1 hour ago, theowlsman said:

I took an Aladdin flask to the match once, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. 

 

He said I’ll give you three wishes, but they have to be realistic, and not asking for wealth or riches.

 

I asked for better quality on the pitch, success in Europe, and a big nob.

 

We got a desso pitch,

 

I won a weekend for two in Kosovo,

 

And then finally some nonsense about the return of a 20 goal striker called Leon, when Venus and Jupiter align. 

 

Go on, give yours a rub this weekend.

I had one of those and did that but damned if I asked for an 18" pianist 

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There is a big list of things on the wall that you can't take in, bit I didn't see flask.  Umberella was one, maybe they think you will clout somone with it, maybe those annoying little kids who sit behine us!

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2 minutes ago, Mus said:

There is a big list of things on the wall that you can't take in, bit I didn't see flask.  Umberella was one, maybe they think you will clout somone with it, maybe those annoying little kids who sit behine us!

 

Not called Robert are you? I know someone with the nickname Mus?

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