owls101 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Going with my mother today. First time she's been for about 20 years. She's old skool and wants to take a flask. Can you take them in? Flasks that is, not mothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Madden Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Flasks yes Mothers no 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Only if accompanied by a tarten blanket. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I know someone who once took his mother in a flask 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDM4nil Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Reminds me of that sex shop joke, when woman says to the shop owner I'll have that thick large tartan one please. Reply comes back - sorry love that's not for sale it's me flask. Enjoy the match with your mum. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, BDM4nil said: Reminds me of that sex shop joke, when woman says to the shop owner I'll have that thick large tartan one please. Reply comes back - sorry love that's not for sale it's me flask. Enjoy the match with your mum. Heard Bernard Manning tell that joke at Pitsmoor club. Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just mind the language, give her some ear plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Flares are fine not flasks, or is it had other way round, can't take an umbrella. Dont take any tennis balls like those Dull fans either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I took an Aladdin flask to the match once, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. He said I’ll give you three wishes, but they have to be realistic, and not asking for wealth or riches. I asked for better quality on the pitch, success in Europe, and a big nob. We got a desso pitch, I won a weekend for two in Kosovo, And then finally some nonsense about the return of a 20 goal striker called Leon, when Venus and Jupiter align. Go on, give yours a rub this weekend. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Justbeanz said: I know someone who once took his mother in a flask Ticket price inflation leads to fans trying anything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: I took an Aladdin flask to the match once, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. He said I’ll give you three wishes, but they have to be realistic, and not asking for wealth or riches. I asked for better quality on the pitch, success in Europe, and a big nob. We got a desso pitch, I won a weekend for two in Kosovo, And then finally some nonsense about the return of a 20 goal striker called Leon, when Venus and Jupiter align. Go on, give yours a rub this weekend. I had one of those and did that but damned if I asked for an 18" pianist 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mus Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 There is a big list of things on the wall that you can't take in, bit I didn't see flask. Umberella was one, maybe they think you will clout somone with it, maybe those annoying little kids who sit behine us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mus said: There is a big list of things on the wall that you can't take in, bit I didn't see flask. Umberella was one, maybe they think you will clout somone with it, maybe those annoying little kids who sit behine us! Not called Robert are you? I know someone with the nickname Mus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mus Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, theowlsman said: Not called Robert are you? I know someone with the nickname Mus? No mate, good nickname though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Mus said: No mate, good nickname though Fair enough. But his was short for Mussolini. So I wouldn’t be so sure with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akbuk Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Take her to that Dam Flask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, akbuk said: Take her to that Dam Flask And catch some bream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, theowlsman said: And catch some bream. If ya can find em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I take a flask and...my mother-in-law to all games. They let both in without hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Lombado said: I take a flask and...my mother-in-law to all games. They let both in without hesitation. Man, you deserve a medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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