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Now that Carlos is on his way back how about we sing a song for him. I'll get us started, to the tune of yesterday by The Beatles.

Destiny,

swansea always were my destiny,

i dicked around a bit at Sheff Wednesday,

but swansea were my destiny.....

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Carlos was a fraud,

who tricked the Wednesday board,

we had some money till he went and spent it in crap,

but now he's a taff,

hes having a laugh,

were Sheffield Wednesday we made a big gaffe!

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Carlos f%@ked our dream

By ruining a football team

He spunked loads of money

Especially wingers on loan

Crocks at the back

A paceless attack

We're Sheffield Wednesday

And resorting to being crap

 

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Carlos had a dream,

To ruin a football team

When he left wednesday, Keeping swansea up was his main goallll,

BBC loved his humour,

But i heard a rumour,

He takes it in the bum

 

#thisisajoke #dontsueme 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, bigthinrob said:

I've got another idea.

 

Why not just say & do f**k all, rather than make ourselves look bitter & twisted.

 

Bearing in mind how he's hit the ground running at Swansea, we're just in danger of it looking like sour grapes and making ourselves look stupid.

 

 

It's just for fun - we won't really be singing them you know!

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Taskmaster burst the Portuguese quit-splitter

Breakneck speed we drowned ten pints of bitter

We leaned all day and say that ain’t productive

Now we depend on the players that we’re stuck with

 

Witness the unfitness

The reserves limpeth

One hope, one quest

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I agree with this.

1 hour ago, bigthinrob said:

I've got another idea.

 

Why not just say & do f**k all, rather than make ourselves look bitter & twisted.

 

Bearing in mind how he's hit the ground running at Swansea, we're just in danger of it looking like sour grapes and making ourselves look stupid.

 

 

 

But I also agree with this.

1 hour ago, mkowl said:

Carlos f%@ked our dream

By ruining a football team

He spunked loads of money

Especially wingers on loan

Crocks at the back

A paceless attack

We're Sheffield Wednesday

And resorting to being crap

 

 

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