Guest Jack the Hat Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Now that Carlos is on his way back how about we sing a song for him. I'll get us started, to the tune of yesterday by The Beatles. Destiny, swansea always were my destiny, i dicked around a bit at Sheff Wednesday, but swansea were my destiny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty0wls Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Carlos was a good coach Then he turned to crap And when we get to Wembley, we'll sing this song all night ohhhhh Edited February 6, 2018 by Mighty0wls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Carlos is a tvvat He doesn’t wear a hat ... needs a bit of work Edited February 6, 2018 by sibon 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jack the Hat Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Carlos was a fraud, who tricked the Wednesday board, we had some money till he went and spent it in crap, but now he's a taff, hes having a laugh, were Sheffield Wednesday we made a big gaffe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southie_Owl Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 So we say thank you for the playoffs.. we failed to win in Thanks for all, those dross bad signings Have you thought about it, We ask in all honesty, Where would we be? Had we shown up against, Huddersfield So we say thank you for the playoffs, now feck off to Swansea 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky74 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 tugger tugger tugger tugger tugger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Carlos f%@ked our dream By ruining a football team He spunked loads of money Especially wingers on loan Crocks at the back A paceless attack We're Sheffield Wednesday And resorting to being crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigthinrob Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I've got another idea. Why not just say & do f**k all, rather than make ourselves look bitter & twisted. Bearing in mind how he's hit the ground running at Swansea, we're just in danger of it looking like sour grapes and making ourselves look stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 He once was alright but then he turned poo . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Just now, sage owl said: He once was alright but then he turned poo . doesn't rhyme when the swear filter cuts in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybream Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Carlos had a weave so his head wunt nobody he had no hair so he bought some for his dome they took some from his back a bit from his crack fecked off to swansea and left us int cack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benni8 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Carlos had a dream, To ruin a football team When he left wednesday, Keeping swansea up was his main goallll, BBC loved his humour, But i heard a rumour, He takes it in the bum #thisisajoke #dontsueme Edited February 6, 2018 by benni8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jack the Hat Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, bigthinrob said: I've got another idea. Why not just say & do f**k all, rather than make ourselves look bitter & twisted. Bearing in mind how he's hit the ground running at Swansea, we're just in danger of it looking like sour grapes and making ourselves look stupid. It's just for fun - we won't really be singing them you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigthinrob Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Jack the Hat said: It's just for fun - we won't really be singing them you know! I wouldn't bank on it mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Taskmaster burst the Portuguese quit-splitter Breakneck speed we drowned ten pints of bitter We leaned all day and say that ain’t productive Now we depend on the players that we’re stuck with Witness the unfitness The reserves limpeth One hope, one quest 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Would rather we just sang Wednesday, wednesday, Wednesday Barmy army Boxing day Supreme Etc etc for 90 minutes and paid no hee to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Don’t forget the little corner of the ground with a red carpet, lots of belated Valentines cards and a rendition of this... he did a great job apparently... FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls maniac Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Jack the Hat said: Carlos was a fraud, who tricked the Wednesday board, we had some money till he went and spent it in crap, but now he's a taff, hes having a laugh, were Sheffield Wednesday we made a big gaffe! Bloody brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxine Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I agree with this. 1 hour ago, bigthinrob said: I've got another idea. Why not just say & do f**k all, rather than make ourselves look bitter & twisted. Bearing in mind how he's hit the ground running at Swansea, we're just in danger of it looking like sour grapes and making ourselves look stupid. But I also agree with this. 1 hour ago, mkowl said: Carlos f%@ked our dream By ruining a football team He spunked loads of money Especially wingers on loan Crocks at the back A paceless attack We're Sheffield Wednesday And resorting to being crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwyldesmullet Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Carlos back in town some say he is a clown, But looks like he's recovered all of his charm his twenty pound note shoved back down our throat? Beware them Swan flaps, they can break your arm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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