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Your toaster is cursed or possessed??? 

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Needs covering with Edam, in a calm and meticulously planned way! 

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5 minutes ago, Morepork said:

Your toaster is cursed or possessed??? 

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Grottbags, pre-makeup?

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You've got some hair on your toast?

Scrape it!

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we need to know more about this breakfast .....what time do they have it , what do they have and do the have to pay for it ?.....

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"Jos like Butter" - the low fat, spreadable alternative to butter.

 

:luhukay:

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Why is it that when you drop your toast, it always lands Luhukay side up?

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15 minutes ago, ChinaOwl said:

"Jos like Butter" - the low fat, spreadable alternative to butter.

 

:luhukay:

 

Easy mistake to make. It's actually "I Can't Believe It's Got Better" - the new, bullshit-free, more easily digestible alternative to the usual rubbish we're all so familiar with.

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Hopefully they have to queue up canteen style while some hairy bloke in a string vest ladles out the beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, ReluctantNicko said:

A full English breakfast will not help the players' fitness.

 

Doesn't seem to do Leon Clarke any harm.

 

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57 minutes ago, torryowl said:

we need to know more about this breakfast .....what time do they have it , what do they have and do the have to pay for it ?.....

 

yep I'd like to know what time they call 'breakfast' and what they have 

there's an element of schadenfreude about it :biggrin:

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Your just showing off with your posh plate. 

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4 minutes ago, The Dukeries Owl said:

Jos is toast already? :ph34r:

 

Crumbs! Just when I thought we were on a crust of a wave. :rolleyes:

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