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Ok...abit tongue in cheek but this is how I'd do it


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First thing Monday...................all players at whatever level summoned to a meeting in the 1867.

 

Jos:  Right guys.........today is the first day of the rest of your lives.............if any of you don't want to play for Wednesday the knock on my door at 8 am Tomorrow. You will be sent home on gardening leave with your salary paid. You can enjoy things like gardening, shopping at Meadowhell and watching daytime TV. You will not be allowed to train at Middlewood or Hillsborough and there will be no medical staff to attend to your injuries. There are several local parks where you can get a kick about with kids wagging off from school.

 

Jos: For those wishing to play for this great club training commences at 10 am Tuesday don't turn up if you are carrying "injuries" particularly hip injuries. You will be sent home on gardening leave and your salaries will be paid. You cannot train with the club but the club will provide medical facilities similar to those provided by MASH 4077.

 

For all other players then training commences on Tuesday at 8am. 

 

The following will take place.

 

Players will be asked to define themselves as Forwards Midfielders or Defenders (inc Goalkeepers) Each of the players chosen groups will be sent to 3 different sealed rooms. Once in the room of your choice you will sit at an 'exam' table and be provided with paper and pencils. Individuals within each group will be asked to state by name the players who would form their BEST front 3, Best Midfield 5 and Best defensive 5 Also they would be asked to name best bench players not selected in the previous task. ALL of the above will be done anonymously and unsigned and handed in.

 

Players within groups will then indicate anonymously what format / movement of bodies they prefer to play.

 

Task will finish at 9.00am and players will then travel to Middlewood Road for training as normal.

 

Jos will analyse the data and find out JUST how connected our current squad are. 

 

Thankyou and see you at 10 am Tuesday for some flipping effort on the training pitch

 

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28 minutes ago, MK6Owl said:

For those wishing to play for this great club training commences at 10 am Tuesday

 

28 minutes ago, MK6Owl said:

For all other players then training commences on Tuesday at 8am

 

29 minutes ago, MK6Owl said:

Thankyou and see you at 10 am Tuesday

 

So if you want to play you turn up at 10, if not you turn up at 8.

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