I'm an Essex Owl 696 Posted January 6, 2018 With apologies to Morrissey/Marr Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul We need to win We're Sheffield Wednesday You want to go down in Hillsborough history Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck You must move fast You understand me To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay. Lane lane Bramhall Lane It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain but still we'd rather get 3 points then lose there or draw there any day any day any day. But sometimes we feel more fulfilled remembering when we beat Leeds six nil We want to win and we want to go up We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask the first team is on its arse We did not mean to be so rude But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay (Spend some money) 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peacenocchio 2,169 Posted January 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, I'm an Essex Owl said: With apologies to Morrissey/Marr Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul We need to win We're Sheffield Wednesday You want to go down in Hillsborough history Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck You must move fast You understand me To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay. Lane lane Bramhall Lane It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain but still we'd rather get 3 points then lose there or draw there any day any day any day. But sometimes we feel more fulfilled remembering when we beat Leeds six nil We want to win and we want to go up We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask the first team is on its arse We did not mean to be so rude But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay (Spend some money) It's a bit ' niche' but i like it. Could you do ' I started something I couldn't finish' for Carlos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I'm an Essex Owl 696 Posted January 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Peacenocchio said: It's a bit ' niche' but i like it. Could you do ' I started something I couldn't finish' for Carlos. Well I don't owe you anything but since you ask. Just don't rush me because these things take time... TBF for Carlos I would go for Money Changes Everything or possibly Nowhere Fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ropeladder 11 Posted January 6, 2018 Credit where it’s due. I can’t see it catching on but this is a very good effort. Well done Essex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beswetherwick 11 Posted January 6, 2018 Oh ah Jos Luhukay, Oh ah a little bit more Oh ah Jos Luhukay, You're exactly what we're looking for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I'm an Essex Owl 696 Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Beswetherwick said: Oh ah Jos Luhukay, Oh ah a little bit more Oh ah Jos Luhukay, You're exactly what we're looking for Doesn't have Morrissey's lyrical flair but it is way more catchy. Thumbs up from me (if you change the last line to "you're the one we looking for") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beswetherwick 11 Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, I'm an Essex Owl said: Doesn't have Morrissey's lyrical flair but it is way more catchy. Thumbs up from me (if you change the last line to "you're the one we looking for") Haha it definitely doesn't. I'm happy for anyone to improve the words! I've just been singing this in my head all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ron's Sovereign 3,802 Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, I'm an Essex Owl said: With apologies to Morrissey/Marr Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul We need to win We're Sheffield Wednesday You want to go down in Hillsborough history Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck You must move fast You understand me To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay. Lane lane Bramhall Lane It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain but still we'd rather get 3 points then lose there or draw there any day any day any day. But sometimes we feel more fulfilled remembering when we beat Leeds six nil We want to win and we want to go up We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held It pays your way but will corrode your soul Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask the first team is on its arse We did not mean to be so rude But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay (Spend some money) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I'm an Essex Owl 696 Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Big Ron's Sovereign said: It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ron's Sovereign 3,802 Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, I'm an Essex Owl said: It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.... I was being kind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I'm an Essex Owl 696 Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Big Ron's Sovereign said: I was being kind Hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyfunk 2,091 Posted January 7, 2018 There’s got to be someone who can make something clever from Daft Punks ‘get lucky’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Tom 8,159 Posted January 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rustyfunk said: There’s got to be someone who can make something clever from Daft Punks ‘get lucky’ That was my first thought after the appointment, but then I pictured it as an actual matchday chant and euuuurghh, i dunno...bit tinpot-tastic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marconi 3,353 Posted January 7, 2018 My team in a coma I know, I know it's serious. Do you think that we'll pull through? Do you really think we'll pull through? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloodshotowl 40 Posted January 7, 2018 "I should be so Luhukay,luhukay,Luhukay,Luhukay,..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
