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With apologies to Morrissey/Marr

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

We need to win

We're Sheffield Wednesday

You want to go down in Hillsborough history

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck

We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck

You must move fast

You understand me

To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay.

 

Lane lane Bramhall Lane

It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain

but still we'd rather get 3 points

then lose there or draw there

any day any day any day.

But sometimes we feel more fulfilled

remembering when we beat Leeds six nil

We want to win and we want to go up

We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield

I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask

the first team is on its arse

We did not mean to be so rude

But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay

(Spend some money)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, I'm an Essex Owl said:

With apologies to Morrissey/Marr

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

We need to win

We're Sheffield Wednesday

You want to go down in Hillsborough history

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck

We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck

You must move fast

You understand me

To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay.

 

Lane lane Bramhall Lane

It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain

but still we'd rather get 3 points

then lose there or draw there

any day any day any day.

But sometimes we feel more fulfilled

remembering when we beat Leeds six nil

We want to win and we want to go up

We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield

I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask

the first team is on its arse

We did not mean to be so rude

But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay

(Spend some money)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's a bit ' niche' but i like it. Could you do ' I started something I couldn't finish' for Carlos. 

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8 minutes ago, Peacenocchio said:

It's a bit ' niche' but i like it. Could you do ' I started something I couldn't finish' for Carlos. 

 

Well I don't owe you anything but since you ask. Just don't rush me because these things take time...

 

TBF for Carlos I would go for Money Changes Everything or possibly Nowhere Fast.

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Credit where it’s due. I can’t see it catching on but this is a very good effort. 

 

Well done Essex

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3 minutes ago, Beswetherwick said:

Oh ah Jos Luhukay, 

Oh ah a little bit more

Oh ah Jos Luhukay,

You're exactly what we're looking for 

 

Doesn't have Morrissey's lyrical flair but it is way more catchy.

 

Thumbs up from me  (if you change the last line to "you're the one we looking for")

 

 

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4 minutes ago, I'm an Essex Owl said:

 

Doesn't have Morrissey's lyrical flair but it is way more catchy.

 

Thumbs up from me  (if you change the last line to "you're the one we looking for")

 

 

Haha it definitely doesn't. 

 

I'm happy for anyone to improve the words! I've just been singing this in my head all day. 

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1 hour ago, I'm an Essex Owl said:

With apologies to Morrissey/Marr

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

We need to win

We're Sheffield Wednesday

You want to go down in Hillsborough history

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay we're a sickening wreck

We've got the blades and the dingles breathing down our neck

You must move fast

You understand me

To go down in Hillsborough history, Mr Luhukay.

 

Lane lane Bramhall Lane

It's a pigsty which we all call the Stain

but still we'd rather get 3 points

then lose there or draw there

any day any day any day.

But sometimes we feel more fulfilled

remembering when we beat Leeds six nil

We want to win and we want to go up

We want to watch a team that we are not ashamed of

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay this position you've held

It pays your way but will corrode your soul

Oh I didn't realise that you picked Butterfield

I didn't realise you picked such bloody awful Butterfield

 

Frankly Mr Luhukay since you ask

the first team is on its arse

We did not mean to be so rude

But we must speak frankly Mr Luhukay

(Spend some money)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Big Ron's Sovereign said:

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It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate,

It takes guts to be gentle and kind....

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There’s got to be someone who can make something clever from Daft Punks ‘get lucky’

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10 minutes ago, Rustyfunk said:

There’s got to be someone who can make something clever from Daft Punks ‘get lucky’

 

That was my first thought after the appointment, but then I pictured it as an actual matchday chant and euuuurghh, i dunno...bit tinpot-tastic WTF:

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My team in a coma I know, I know it's serious.

Do you think that we'll pull through?

Do you really think we'll pull through?

 

 

 

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