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WE love you Carlos..and if its quite alright..

We love you Carlos, although your team is sh *te

We love you Carlos, and quite like Megson as well

We love you Carlos..although you're Portugeuse

We know that Hutch is out because he's got a sneeze

We love you Carlos, an' Megson has a nice smile

 

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I think that black balloon that flew past must have hit you hard on the noggin lol:carlosswfc:

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1 minute ago, helmut_rooster said:

I think that black balloon that flew past must have hit you hard on the noggin lol:carlosswfc:

Thats cos they are heavier than yer Blue Balloon...

It was proved by Dave allen, he banned black balloons, but allowed blue balloons in the ground...

I immediately initiated a test...I hit me lad over the head 10 times wiv a blue balloon , then 10 times over the head wiv a black balloon...no noticeable difference....

I contacted Dave Allen with me scientific results...

Had no reply as yet...but I presume thats because he is still working on me "Premiership return" ticket...

I ask the postman about that every day...

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The foulkon, or testudo, is no longer used in military operations because the formation is very easy to attack against with modern weaponry. It was once considered a useful defensive tactic circa 2000 years ago, but was found to have no pace, width, aggression or attacking intent of any real purpose. Reports from battles involving the foulkon formation suggest it was always a very boring affair, and most battles would end in a "scoreless draw" with no shots at all fired at the enemy, or a defeat for the foulkon in a slightly humiliating fashion. Often, the leader, or "captain" would stand from the foulkon and kick one of the opposing soldiers in the knackers before rejoining the troops. This would inevitably be a highlight of the day.

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23 minutes ago, helmut_rooster said:

I think that black balloon that flew past must have hit you hard on the noggin lol:carlosswfc:

More like a lead balloon with this thread.

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3 minutes ago, Internationowl said:

The foulkon, or testudo, is no longer used in military operations because the formation is very easy to attack against with modern weaponry. It was once considered a useful defensive tactic circa 2000 years ago, but was found to have no pace, width, aggression or attacking intent of any real purpose. Reports from battles involving the foulkon formation suggest it was always a very boring affair, and most battles would end in a "scoreless draw" with no shots at all fired at the enemy, or a defeat for the foulkon in a slightly humiliating fashion. Often, the leader, or "captain" would stand from the foulkon and kick one of the opposing soldiers in the knackers before rejoining the troops. This would inevitably be a highlight of the day.

Yea well yer "Testudo" would be sorta f.ooked wiv modern weaponry wouldn't it?

I mean its 20 centurions marchin' about in a tortoise formation wiv spears and yer gladius....and some f,ooker is on top of a hill with a bloody cruise missile, its gonna end in tears isn't it?

I was meaning yer armaments are arguments, yer gladius, is like a witty response to a "Carlos outer"...I wasn't literally meaning don a f.ookin' Tabard an' march on Hillsborough!

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People are annoyed, the evidence is overwhelming 97% say get fooooked CC. Unless it's like Brexit and ignore the majority.

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1 minute ago, sherlyegg said:

People are annoyed, the evidence is overwhelming 97% say get fooooked CC. Unless it's like Brexit and ignore the majority.

 

Majority voted for Brexit. 

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6 minutes ago, Emilianenko said:

More like a lead balloon with this thread.

Feel free to lighten the load an' f.ook off then......................

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1 minute ago, asteener1867 said:

Feel free to lighten the load an' f.ook off then......................

That's not very nice.

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1 minute ago, asteener1867 said:

Its a heavy thread mate...you said so yerself.................

No I said it went down like a lead balloon.

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1 minute ago, asteener1867 said:

Ahh so a sorta light lead balloon then?

I think you need to look up the meaning of the phrase.

 

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Just had a reyt tea.

 

Party tea that Mrs C is trying out before her (screaming hags) friends come round on Saturday.

 

It's all stuff from the supermarket like 800 ways to do duck and what not.

 

Warmed in the oven it was spot on with a middle of the road chilled swiller.

FFS.

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1 minute ago, Emilianenko said:

I think you need to look up the meaning of the phrase.

 

I know the meaning of the phrase....

You mean it should have very few answering posts to it....

Yet you seem to be adding to the weight of it to an inordinate degree, thus sorta making your initial post seem a bit foolish?

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I like nonsense & blind, stubborn loyalty.

Count me in.

If we're getting shat on tomorrow night, I'm on the pitch to get it abandoned.

Hope we lose? FFS.

Straight outta Jessops, not Compton.

If you're sqeamish, stay at home.

And that's our song just before kick off, not yours Wolverhampton!

UTO!

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3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

I know the meaning of the phrase....

You mean it should have very few answering posts to it....

Yet you seem to be adding to the weight of it to an inordinate degree, thus sorta making your initial post seem a bit foolish?

No matter how many responses you get , it's still a cr@p thread.

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Can I bring my horse asteener?

 

CHAAAAARGE!!!!!

 

 

 

 

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