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He's comin' through.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Evenin' Grandad"

"Ey up young 'un hows it goin?"

"Not so bad Grandad.."

"The Wednesday??"

"Err...been a bit rocky over the last few years Grandad...When did you last ask?"

"when the Marlon Maldenrich bought us from Bill bailey"

"Ahh no grandad ..the old bailey..we nearly went into admin"

"and that soppy sod started cryin' like Mother turton had just tackl..."

"Aye Nick parker..Well we actually went on to promotion from League 1!"

"To..league 1 yer mean?"

"Oh aye..To..yea"

"We used to do that all the time lad..nowt to worry about..Hows United doin'"

"Err pretty well in what you would call the umm..second division"

"Bugger..So we don't get to play them then?"

"Err..No we didn't play..at all...."

"How did we get on Satday?"

"Beat Villa away..scored after 14 seconds"

"Took us time there lad...I remember when Ricketts...

"Aye Grandad....You can buy a pie wivout any money on the Kop now"

"Wot"

"You just hold a card up"

"Wot...it says................... "Gimme a free pie on't card"??

"Err..No....... FFS!............................errr yeah............Its says that

" I miss watchin' the Stripes trot out....."

"Aye me too Grandad....."

"Wot!!..have yer stopped gooin!?

"Err.. No ..I meant I miss you, missin' watchin' the Stripes trot out"

"Rightio.....Gotta go lad...Gi' Fantham a shout for me"

"Phantom??"

"No ..I can shout at 'im meself..........................

 

 

 

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