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BREAKING NEWS - Massive changes to what you can take into the matches!


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Security is above everything else these days and quite rightly. Don't think about inconvenience, think about all the kids that would be left without a parent or all those that might not be able to carry on doing their jobs, if there was an attack of some sort. Just do as the club asks.

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2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

I shall deploy it in a false arm like the security services use!

I will defend my right to drink from a flask...and my harris. 

 

What a wonderful idea. I love the creativity and it's certainly going to be more comfortable. My suggestion would leave the contents of your flask, shall we say, "tainted"?

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11 minutes ago, BRADDO said:

 

Sadly Snoots, you may have to learn the art of "plugging"

 

No, me neither!

 

Dimensions: 20cm x 6.5cm (Height x Diameter)

 

Best colour available as there is the link to team colours as well as a little discretion regarding any collateral skiddage.

 

The added advantage of making even a boring game thrilling and the look on your fellow fans' faces when you squeeze it out at half-time.

 

Stick a badge on there and I think they would fly out...

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Kate said:

This is a bloody b*tch for me

 

Always travel up from London in the morning with overnight bag. Can't check in before game/ or can't drop off bags at mates until after game

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Just wear a Jamiroquai hat and keep your stuff underneath it.

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1 hour ago, Holmowl said:

 

Wouldnt tempt fate mate. 

 

On a lighter note....in the 80s I went to Highfield Rd (rubbish 1-0 defeat). I'd been helping a mate hay-bail that morning and still had a few lengths of string in my pockets. The police were searching every fan in those days, and they were not happy and took the hay-covered string off me. 

 

To this day Im not quite sure what they thought I was going to do with the string. I imagined a conversation...

 

Ambitious PC - "Sarge, Sarge, I took some string off that Wednesday fan. Strangulation weapon."

 

Seargent - " Well done son. Can you now go and collect those 3000 blue and white scarf-things they seem to have snook in".

 

 

 

The police once jailed me and took me to court for possesing a dangerous weapon.

 

It was a tie. (i kid you not)

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6 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said:

 

Dimensions: 20cm x 6.5cm (Height x Diameter)

 

Best colour available as there is the link to team colours as well as a little discretion regarding any collateral skiddage.

 

The added advantage of making even a boring game thrilling and the look on your fellow fans' faces when you squeeze it out at half-time.

 

Stick a badge on there and I think they would fly out...

 

 

 

 

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On tap as it were. 

 

Mind. I'd be worried that the next time I sat on a bar stool my harris cheeks would slap against the floor. 

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It is because when they actually check my backpack, which is about 50% of the time, they only ask me to un-zip it and look in the top. As every wanna be terrorist know you put the IED on the top not buried beneath scarves, sweets, etc.

 

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1 hour ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 


How big is a clutch bag?

 

What is a clutch bag? WTF:

 

What about those who might have bought a load of stuff from mega store for crimbo presents and will want to put them into a stronger bag like a duffle bag? 

 

Very few fans take a large bag to games so it should only take a steward a few seconds to check contents. 

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1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

On tap as it were. 

 

Mind. I'd be worried that the next time I sat on a bar stool my harris cheeks would slap against the floor. 

 

You need to do clenching exercises between games.

 

If you have a season ticket you can tape some bbq tongs under your seat for emergencies.

 

 

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1 hour ago, HIGHERSTATE said:

Nonsense...what happens when you come straight from work which we do every friggin week

Seriously...?

Plan ahead, find a solution.  The Club are alerting you to the new security measures, deal with it. 

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