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5 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said:

You are just wierd Neil.

 

Do you actually leave the house ?

 

 

lol



Just drove down to get my car cleaned

They took one look and said "when was the last time you got this car washed?"

I said "A month ago here - I've not drove it since"

He said "A MONTH?? MORE LIKE A YEAR!!"

I laughed


Then he said "How much am I going to have to charge you for this clean?"

I said "You tell me"

He said "I'll have to charge £7 because it's so dirty"

"That's fine" i replied "I agree"

I paid him £7


It took them 15 minutes of solid scrubbing to get the crap from the trees off my car (I park under trees)

Then I drove home with beers

I'm going to drink the beers

Then watch Will Ferrell

Or I may combine both activities

 


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1 hour ago, @owlstalk said:



Just drove down to get my car cleaned

They took one look and said "when was the last time you got this car washed?"

I said "A month ago here - I've not drove it since"

He said "A MONTH?? MORE LIKE A YEAR!!"

I laughed


Then he said "How much am I going to have to charge you for this clean?"

I said "You tell me"

He said "I'll have to charge £7 because it's so dirty"

"That's fine" i replied "I agree"

I paid him £7


It took them 15 minutes of solid scrubbing to get the crap from the trees off my car (I park under trees)

Then I drove home with beers

I'm going to drink the beers

Then watch Will Ferrell

Or I may combine both activities

Elf? Its nearly that time

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16 hours ago, @owlstalk said:



Just drove down to get my car cleaned

They took one look and said "when was the last time you got this car washed?"

I said "A month ago here - I've not drove it since"

He said "A MONTH?? MORE LIKE A YEAR!!"

I laughed


Then he said "How much am I going to have to charge you for this clean?"

I said "You tell me"

He said "I'll have to charge £7 because it's so dirty"

"That's fine" i replied "I agree"

I paid him £7


It took them 15 minutes of solid scrubbing to get the crap from the trees off my car (I park under trees)

Then I drove home with beers

I'm going to drink the beers

Then watch Will Ferrell

Or I may combine both activities

Nurse...NURSE! COME QUICK.

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