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9 minutes ago, canyoujust said:

after the watch , print , shirt and cakeball/ anniversary shambles & disaster... Let's guess what our commercial masterminds will go with next . 

 

Something cutting edge like an IPhone 3 case in time for Xmas ( limited stock of 16000) @ £89 each 

 

Wheres Hirsty board game ... Find where our star youth player actually is before he leaves in Jan. Please note board game not available until after Xmas( available in time for half term caravan holidays in caister ) 

 

War of the Monster trucks relaunch on Beta Max @ £49.99 with a signed Richard Whiteley cover ( note subject to RW availability) 

 

Buy a lifetime PIe season ticket , give us £10k and we will provide you with a VIP Pewter etched pie holder and guaranteed Balti Pie per match for life ( note holder to be returned after season and pie offer not guaranteed )

 

 

That "Where's Hirsty" Board game could be the work of genius ?

But not Young Spud his  Dad, the board could be famous dens of inhibriation in the City and the goal of game is to get him to the Derby in time with counters for each player from Carlton and Shezza to Hoyland And Bradshaw in the stylee of Monopoly time for me and " Lady O" to get the crayons out ...we could be on to a winner lads 

This could be the answer to our commercial nightmares?lol

 

 

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Giant 8 foot gnomes, in the playoff final tshirts

 

Signed beswetherick A3 posters

 

The kevin pressman Pie

 

The Clinton Morrison Model Windmill (strictly limited edition)

 

A rubber 17" Sloth, limited bothroyd edition 

 

Flat caps with "Division 2 runners up 84" slammed on the front

 

1970/1980/1990/2000/2010 " were getting relegated" christmas jumpers

 

A woolly blue & white octopus with Carlton Palmers face on it

 

A talking Milan Manderic live size mandroid (available only for home delivery after bonfire night 2019)

 

and many more.....

 

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7 minutes ago, helmut_rooster said:

Giant 8 foot gnomes, in the playoff final tshirts

 

Signed beswetherick A3 posters

 

The kevin pressman Pie

 

The Clinton Morrison Model Windmill (strictly limited edition)

 

A rubber 17" Sloth, limited bothroyd edition 

 

Flat caps with "Division 2 runners up 84" slammed on the front

 

1970/1980/1990/2000/2010 " were getting relegated" christmas jumpers

 

A woolly blue & white octopus with Carlton Palmers face on it

 

A talking Milan Manderic live size mandroid (available only for home delivery after bonfire night 2019)

 

and many more.....

 

Helmet you are the "New Head of Marketing"  absolute "shoe in" for me 

Or did I hear that last bit wrong from one of the lads that you deserved a good shoeing.....lol

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39 minutes ago, canyoujust said:

after the watch , print , shirt and cakeball/ anniversary shambles & disaster... Let's guess what our commercial masterminds will go with next . 

 

Something cutting edge like an IPhone 3 case in time for Xmas ( limited stock of 16000) @ £89 each 

 

Wheres Hirsty board game ... Find where our star youth player actually is before he leaves in Jan. Please note board game not available until after Xmas( available in time for half term caravan holidays in caister ) 

 

War of the Monster trucks relaunch on Beta Max @ £49.99 with a signed Richard Whiteley cover ( note subject to RW availability) 

 

Buy a lifetime PIe season ticket , give us £10k and we will provide you with a VIP Pewter etched pie holder and guaranteed Balti Pie per match for life ( note holder to be returned after season and pie offer not guaranteed )

 

 

SWFC commercial activities-the new Ratners 

 

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14 minutes ago, helmut_rooster said:

Giant 8 foot gnomes, in the playoff final tshirts

 

Signed beswetherick A3 posters

 

The kevin pressman Pie

 

The Clinton Morrison Model Windmill (strictly limited edition)

 

A rubber 17" Sloth, limited bothroyd edition 

 

Flat caps with "Division 2 runners up 84" slammed on the front

 

1970/1980/1990/2000/2010 " were getting relegated" christmas jumpers

 

A woolly blue & white octopus with Carlton Palmers face on it

 

A talking Milan Manderic live size mandroid (available only for home delivery after bonfire night 2019)

 

and many more.....

 

I'm just glad you put sloth after rubber and 17" lol

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