@owlstalk Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 - The Sheffield Wednesday Kop Band Notorious for whipping up a real atmosphere, we have our own band who make all the noise we need to create the kind of furious chanting that will turn all those United fans in the West Stand into blubbering little babies. The Kop Band are sometimes worth a goal just by being there and banging out the tunes 2 - TATTOOS - Our fans aren't scared of getting tattoos Unlike Sheffield United fans our fans aren't scared to sit in the tattooist's chair and have the painful work done to show our devotion to our football club in permanent ink. This is a big commitment and more Sheffield Wednesday fans than United fans have tattoos at a ratio of 9 to 1. Blades fans just can't handle the pain. Conlisio Et Animis3 - We have our own fishcake United fans might bleat on like dullards about their greasy chip butty but we have gone one better and have our very own fishcake. Legendary amongst Wednesday fans, Fishcake can whip the crowd around him up into a brazilian dance party singlehandedly which has led to Wednesday scoring goals and winning games through increased atmosphere ratings going from 3 to 8. 4 - TANGOTASTIC - We have Tango United fans have long been desperately jealous of the fact that we have all the characters in our fanbase and not least Tango who United fans have previously admitted they would love to be at Bramall Lane leading their fans. But they can't have him. Tango is ours. He's Wednesday through and through so all you piggy blades out there should just shut up and admit defeat. You will never have our Tango. 5 - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY ULTRAS United fans will never come even remotely close to having their own Ultras. Sheffield Wednesday's Ultras will be in full effect on Sunday ready to lead the ground in chanting, singing and pointing. All this 'bladesman culture' the United fans go on about is basically just a cry for help that they don't have Ultras at their games. Our Ultras are the backbone of all the great atmospheres at Hillsborough over the years and on Sunday United fans will see that for themselves So there you have it. Five reasons why we have a massive (MASSIVE) advantage over the Blades on Sunday and why we will win. 3-0 is our prediction UP THE OWLS Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Oh well then its in the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 This is one of your better threads. TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 And they'll be over there on Mos Eisley linking to this and taking it deadly seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacock1961 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 And we've not even mentioned Cake-Ball yet... Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I hope you realise that some of them pigs will be reading this thread and taking it seriously. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandowl Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 34 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: And we've not even mentioned Cake-Ball yet... or shadow llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Eastleigh Owl said: I hope you realise that some of them pigs will be reading this thread and taking it seriously. It's deadly serious We're gonna beat them because literally everything about our club is better Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: It's deadly serious We're gonna beat them because literally everything about our club is better I'll go with No. 3 only, all the rest is dubious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, sandowl said: or shadow llama Or vortex head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Love the Ultra's Not sure they've got the hang of Night Fever though Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 hours ago, @owlstalk said: It's deadly serious We're gonna beat them because literally everything about our club is better Well this bit at least is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 You couldn't make this sh*t up, ....... But Neil obviously has! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iveco Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Sorry I'm cringing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 6. Opposable thumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Missed out 6 - Not being a Tw@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geraldo LobOn Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 19 hours ago, Eastleigh Owl said: I hope you realise that some of them pigs will be reading this thread and taking it seriously. They are, I've seen them already on Facebook. Sterling work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzamk2 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 And sense of humour, don't forget sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BECKS-TO-BUD Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Dear owlstalk. You've just made the team the laughing stock of every blades site going,they're ripping you apart massive fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now