WalthamOwl Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 What a boring draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopparberg Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "So they're... at HOMMMMME" "So they're... AWAAAAAAY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 37 minutes ago, vulva said: There's got to be a draw to decide. 7 bowls, for each day of the week. Drawn with the left hand of that fat munter from Little Mix whilst she tugs off Terry Hurlock with the other hand. Oh shes not looking so munterish now, lost a lot of timber. Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woozie Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 53 minutes ago, kristmace said: Yep... The draw is mathematical testicles. There should be 1 home ball and 1 away ball and you replace it each time. Nope...Too simple for Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I would. She reminds me of Mickey Thomas in his Wrexham days. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, EXCALIBUR said: who would say no to her Shes a funny colour Has she got a liver problem 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: Shes a funny colour Has she got a liver problem She always reminds me of a king Charles spaniel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nile Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Her head looks like it's been hit with a frying pan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, nile said: Her head looks like it's been hit with a frying pan Well she should have emptied the old fat out first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, EXCALIBUR said: who would say no to her She looks like she's permanently flatulent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 She's no Perri little mix I'll give you that. She's lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Still have no idea who this woman is. Other than she's been hit in the clock with a full frying pan, has a liver problem, looks like a Spaniel and trumps a lot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, EXCALIBUR said: who would say no to her I wouldn't, a number of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Just now, Lord Snooty said: Still have no idea who this woman is. Other than she's been hit in the clock with a full frying pan, has a liver problem, looks like a Spaniel and trumps a lot. Sounds like a laurel and hardy sketch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mr Mercury said: Sounds like a laurel and hardy sketch Still. I'd let her cook for me as long as she didn't make too much noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Just bobbar the kitchen door until it's ready - winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Stupid phone .... SHUT the kitchen door 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Bolton. I forgot about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mr Mercury said: Stupid phone .... SHUT the kitchen door To be honest. Taking a second look at that picture Im not convinced she's actually got much in the way of household skills. I suspect she suppers most nights at Leon Clarkes kebab shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 F00k household skills, she's younger than me and I'd love to run thru some laurel and hardy silent sketches with her... better still, how about Harold Lloyd ... now, where's my big clock ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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