The Dukeries Owl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I've heard we're signing a pair of recently deceased identical american twins to play at the back, a couple of punks by the name of Kennedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 5 hours ago, optimisticowl said: Well he's definitely on the scent of a C/B, he sounded very confident that someone would be coming in soon, he was as laid back as a Portuguese guy could be. My mate and I once walked into a wake in a Portuguese village, the deceased was in an open coffin and all the mourners were chattering at 20 to the dozen, we were sure that we were walking into the best bar in town. cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 What will he urn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 20 hours ago, alcock dived said: What about pace? Will he leave people trailing in his wake, or will he be left for dead? Wasn't he a centre forward for the Blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) 19 hours ago, Stoop said: Truly excellent pun work in this thread There has been a Mass of good ones but this surely has to be the Last Post..... Edited July 13, 2017 by fatzooma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcock dived Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, alcock dived said: What about pace? Will he leave people trailing in his wake, or will he be left for dead? 2 hours ago, Blatter said: Wasn't he a centre forward for the Blades. Doc Pace led the (coroner's) inquest in the dressing room after yet another derby day defeat to the mighty owls! He was said to be devasted by the loss (of someone so close), as he was marked out of the game by our new(ly deceased) Portuguese centre half! Edited July 13, 2017 by alcock dived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 Bury ground Gigg Lane has a Cemetery End, that's dead weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I am resurrecting this thread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philb125 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, hugeowl said: I am resurrecting this thread . For the purpose of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 First game ten minutes in he'll be off with a dead leg...nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Hougoumont said: First game ten minutes in he'll be off with a dead leg...nailed on. Surely if it's nailed on it can't get a " dead leg". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlandished Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I'm getting a stiffie all ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityowlsfan Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I meant to comment on this thread this mourning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Philb125 said: For the purpose of? Get into the spirit of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philb125 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 55 minutes ago, Hawkeye said: Get into the spirit of it I have a haunting feeling that I've missed a joke here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan48 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Although a Wednesdayite since '56 , I must admit Doc Pace was a real thorn in the side against us . Him and Alan Woodward were real good players . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, alan48 said: Although a Wednesdayite since '56 , I must admit Doc Pace was a real thorn in the side against us . Him and Alan Woodward were real good players . Are you speaking to us from 'the other side' . In more ways than one.. Edited July 16, 2017 by Warnocchio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Transfer Widows not open yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan48 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Dont be daft Wanna - it's not unknown for supporters of Wedy to acknowledge the talents of some of the players from the other side - Currie ? - Walker ? for example . A degree of maturity [age ] often puts things into perspective . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 minute ago, alan48 said: Dont be daft Wanna - it's not unknown for supporters of Wedy to acknowledge the talents of some of the players from the other side - Currie ? - Walker ? for example . A degree of maturity [age ] often puts things into perspective . Bill Dearden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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