optimisticowl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Well he's definitely on the scent of a C/B, he sounded very confident that someone would be coming in soon, he was as laid back as a Portuguese guy could be. My mate and I once walked into a wake in a Portuguese village, the deceased was in an open coffin and all the mourners were chattering at 20 to the dozen, we were sure that we were walking into the best bar in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Are you saying we're signing a dead Portuguese at centre back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Great segue into a Portuguese wake story. Completely unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlZfan84 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 This is up there with thread of the year so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeforaboycott Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Melo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauchief Owl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 At least this thread's got some body to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I suppose he'll be good in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19owl08 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I've heard the one we are signing is dead good #itk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcock dived Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 What about pace? Will he leave people trailing in his wake, or will he be left for dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 The danger with someone like this is late tackles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I thought we had enough players who were under 6 feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vid80 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: I suppose he'll be good in the box thats dead good that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 I often thought that Andy Pearce was dead, we flogged him to Wimbledon for £600K and they confirmed my suspicions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookone Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 42 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: Are you saying we're signing a dead Portuguese at centre back? We've had worse in the past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudders Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 58 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: Well he's definitely on the scent of a C/B, he sounded very confident that someone would be coming in soon, he was as laid back as a Portuguese guy could be. My mate and I once walked into a wake in a Portuguese village, the deceased was in an open coffin and all the mourners were chattering at 20 to the dozen, we were sure that we were walking into the best bar in town. Very crypt-ic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, OxonOwl said: I suppose he'll be good in the box He'd be no good suffers from this terrible stiff leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Truly excellent pun work in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 It's true, we are in final negotiations with CB Paul Bearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Could he ghost in at the back post and bury one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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