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This may go nowhere but lets see if we can tap

 into the talent of the creative literary giants on here.

 

Since we seem to be transfixed on Fulham, and we

have evidence they fear us,  can we see who can

produce the most entertaining and possible risque

sentence with the the letters fulham in order ..

 

I'll start us off :

 

The last time I was in London at our

usual cafe, the jellied eel was fabulous

and fresh but the the pitiful ham sandwiches were off.

 

I have a gentle Guinea pig that just likes to suck my

fingers but a couple of harmful hamsters that can give me a nasty bite 

 

My picnic things reflect my mental state, my beautiful hamper

is always a few sandwiches short.

 

get it now .......  go for it.

 

SNL-BreatheRight.mpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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She stood mesmerized as she gazed upon my plentiFUL HAMpton.

 

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A thousand unified screams pierced the calm, as the dutiFUL HAMmer Films convention enjoyed the conclusion of Dracula.

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Chris Wilder has been so impressed with his Sheffield United team this season, he's even compared them to the wonderful Hamilton Academical side from 1972.

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Sheffield United fans are already cringing in terror at the awful hammering they're going to get in the championship next season.

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We're going to give our opponents in the play offs a joyFUL HAMmering.

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We want to win the next game but not try too hard,

we don't want any of the lads with painful hamstrings.

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I was doubtful Hamshaw, was good enough to play for us.but he proved me wrong , when he scored a a wonderful hammered goal after running the full length of the pitch...

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while visiting the deep in that there Hull... we spent time watching the frightful hammerhead sharks

 

 

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On 2017-5-1 at 09:49, daztheowl said:

We're going to give our opponents in the play offs a joyFUL HAMmering.

Turned out that we got an awful hammering instead

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1 hour ago, Birley Owl 1867 said:

Turned out that we got an awful hammering instead

 

Dooohhh , my predictions always fall flat.

 

I'll take one for the team now then with this one.

 

Our progress to the prem will take a pitiFUL HAMpering.

 

Neg away !!!

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Fulham is an area of London.

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Awful hamsters don't ever tone it down when running up that mans field.

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