helmut_rooster Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, GHS said: Job: Health and safety consultant Player: Chris Morgan Hated by everyone Traffic warden at the weekends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chief Posted April 18, 2017 Author Share Posted April 18, 2017 Professional high fiver Liam Palmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Young Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Me Dispenser Barry Bannan because he has got to tablet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job: Wales-based geriatric denier Player: Barry Bannan Reason: Even worse joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Westwood Financial Advisor likes Saving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl 44 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job - Katie Price ghost writer Player - Billy Sharp Why - Cos he's full of sh*t Sorry - wrong team I know but I didn't want to offend any of ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Me - All round nice guy Manager - Carlos Why - What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn8484 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine = Head of Broadcast Player = Sam Hutchinson Attributes = Tough, Organised, and a pretty face if he ever made the switch to the front of the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crofty_11 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine = PE Teacher Player = José Attributes = Motivating the lazy arses. Ofsted wouldn't dare turn up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Me = Furnace Controller Player = Gary Hooper The glue that binds everything together, only ever appreciated when off sick Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Some of these replys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Such a diverse fan base in the world of employment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clud17 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine: NHS Mental health nurse Player: anyone at the club in the 2000's Attributes: Struggling to get positive results with desperately limited resources despite the owners expecting miracles with less money each year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Continual Improvement and Quality Lead Semedo Says it in the title! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelswfc Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, The Chief said: Please state your real job role and then the current squad player most suited to do that job. Mine = Mortgage Advisor Player = Glenn Loovens Attributes = Methodical and organised Looking forward to some real ones and no doubt also some hilarious joke ones. Apologies if done before. Great thread idea pal. I've laughed out loud at a few of these already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job - Professional gambler Specialism - Crap shooter Player - Barry Bannan Attributes............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernowl Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Me: Bus Driver SWFC: Any of the coaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarmanNWC Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Why does this thread feel like it was set up as a front to a recruitment agency? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 TASSSSSSS!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelthepayne Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Pornstar Darryl Lachman you all know why im not really a pornstar btw or am i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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