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21 minutes ago, Cpt_Hatstand said:

 

Sorry...

*ahem*

"She slowly and seductively revealed her...

...fresh batch of tickets for the usually unavailable block AA of the South stand"

 

 

She then then went on to reveal block DD:stuwinky:

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8 minutes ago, oh_weds_we_love_you said:

 

Working fine for me mate.

sorry must be my browser. worked Ok the other day.

Just wanted to see status of ticket sales.

Although block AA is now available on 4 have been sold....now for the DD's someone mentioned earlier!!!

 

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2 minutes ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said:

I demand another graphic update.

I winked and asked ...."If there were any spaces available"

She said throatily...."Are we talking about the game, or was that an anatomical observation"...

I googled "anotomical" an' said huskily....

 

 

"The game you soft b * tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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She laughed an' scratched the wart on her chin....

"Ok beefcake..I'll just have to scroll down a little"....She hitched her skirt above her thighs, and dropped below the counter..far*ted.. then reemerged to apologise.

"It seems its a sell out, but you may be able to enter through the backdoor"

"Umm..I said...."I'm rather Catholic in me tastes..is there owt available in the Derby end?"

"oohh err Matron". she whittered.. as she gently knitted together her eyebrows, is that rhyming slang sweetcheeks?"

"What for?" i asked..nervously...

"Ive no idea," she said wantonly.........."I thought you wanted a s h*g!"

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49 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

She laughed an' scratched the wart on her chin....

"Ok beefcake..I'll just have to scroll down a little"....She hitched her skirt above her thighs, and dropped below the counter..far*ted.. then reemerged to apologise.

"It seems its a sell out, but you may be able to enter through the backdoor"

"Umm..I said...."I'm rather Catholic in me tastes..is there owt available in the Derby end?"

"oohh err Matron". she whittered.. as she gently knitted together her eyebrows, is that rhyming slang sweetcheeks?"

"What for?" i asked..nervously...

"Ive no idea," she said wantonly.........."I thought you wanted a s h*g!"

:stuwinky:

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