LJH1867OWLS Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Well done @LJH1867OWLS really funny. Love be the name of the tanning salon. Less keen on @nevthelodgemoorowl post. I'm probably never going to watch Baywatch ever again. Thanks Nev! 4-0 with Fletch, Hoops, Rhodes too good for an average if driven Cardiff side. Cheers and I know what you mean Pamala Anderson hasn't looked the same since she visited batshít crazy tans tans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Come on Wednesday, let's keep the good times rolling....hope that we keep faith with the Newcastle line up, they deserve to pull on the blue and (very thin) white stripes and do it all again. And the fans, the fantastic fans, let's have another Newcastle noise... make my Easter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wonder Spaniel Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Top UMDT. Great work! Lets just hope that Vincent Tan Tan doesn't spend too much time with his countryman, DC, whilst sipping a cold Bovril at the match today giving him home kit advice! 3-0 to Wednesday. It's about time we gave Colin something to moan about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLS Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Thanks LJH1867OWLS. You've come on as a sub and really delivered the goods. Will be great to see the convincing performance Wednesday are going to put on later. 2-0. Feels like a crucial tipping point today, and I think we can confidently predict one thing at least: that most on this site will go into melt down if we don't win, and there'd be calls for the resignations of anyone and everyone from CC to the groundsman, to the SAG committee and to the people who clear up the litter after the match. COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Up the owls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 good to see we have a strong bench with LJH covering for Pauli. love these threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 (edited) Got to be beating a team like Cardiff that have nothing to play for, hopefully there players will be half on the beach already. I'm going for 3v1 to us. Excellent post LJH, hope all is well with pauli. Edited April 14, 2017 by WalthamOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Pauli has not yet returned from his mission to contact the AfghanOwls. No-one has seen anything of him in the last couple of days since he went to a pikelet and lager reception in a very deep cave. What can have happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Unofficial match day thread Sheffield Wednesday vs Cardiff KO 15:00 Cardiff is in the most southernly part of the north west of wales but abit to east right next to Kiveton park (if you go over the motorway bridge you've gone to far) In 1902 Henry ford cortina while trekking to his holiday in Todwick broke down just past the petrol station in wales being quite a dab at the old motorised horse car he was quick to realise what the problem was, it was the differential! He quickly rang his BFF Pauli but he didn't answer the call! Realising he was stuck and with only a costa coffee and ginsters pasty from the petrol station to live on he rang the the only person he knew in the area a bloke called Colin Wänker he quickly began to explain his situation to a bemused Colin who sadly replied "I'm too busy at the moment talking abart wednesday! I won't be able to get to you for at least 3 months!!! Henry although somewhat annoyed realised he had no other option than to wait it out decided to create a football team for income and to pass the time and decided to name it after the cause of his problem... Cardiff! and as Colin finally arrived 58 years later he decided to give him a crack at managing the team! Other famous people from wales include 3CPO and Vincent tan who are a homosexual couple who own a tanning shop called batshít crazy tans tans. Match day song: match day drink: cold Bovril while you longingly stare at the empty space where the concourse TVs used to be. match day food: Easter egg. matchday apparel: owt just don't go nude. COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! unlike this UMDT! Sorry Pauli... sorry Owlstalk Got to say that's even better than a Pauli effort......brilliant We're going to win now we'll absolutely batter these 'Taffy sheep sh@ggers' 1-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuffyone Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I was quite liking the description on facebook this morning before it got removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Think Pauli went on the 16 pint challenge last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 THE WEDNESDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambs Owl Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Hope the absence of our official OMDT is not going to be a bad omen. Good stand in LJH. C'mon Wednesday we need a big effort over these next five games. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Wtf? No Pauli? No me at the game? It's all looking a bit strange. Me and the lad will be cheering us on from Brittany today. Bloody holidays interfering with footy. I've sent a replacement lad and dad in to fill our seats though so should be ok. Make some noise those that are there. We need 3 points today however they come. Could go a long way to securing a playoff spot if results elsewhere go the right way for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 Nice try LJH1867owls, sorry I couldn't engage Taylor this week so we have to make do with Gerty... COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO WAWAW ! Oh dear, I think Gerty must have put giant shadow llama in the shade. great effort chaps with the omdt in Pauli's absence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 COME ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 In due respect of Pauli, I propose a moment of Owlstalk silence at the end of the game. Either 23 seconds if we win, or the whole fuucking weekend if we draw or lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Well done to rhe super sub for getting this last minute gem of a goal sorted... I'm wondering which team will turn out today? Either way, let's just get all 3 points.. UTO, FTB, SWEB rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Please don't let us get Warnocked. Can't stand the bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Come on Wednesday, Wednesday fans we were brilliant against Newcastle,. more of the same please, lets get those three points and wipe that cheesy smile of Warnock face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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