pauli Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) Hillsborough Stadium, Sheffield 19:45 Tuesday, 07 March 2017 TODAY’S OPPOSITES When they are not necking gallons of their locally brewed supercharged beer, the people of Burton also like to make three piece suits for each other. These suits are made from self cleaning artificial fibres and perfect for getting drunk in. It doesn’t matter if you fall in a puddle or down a grate into someone’s coal cellar, you will always look smashing whilst wearing one. The Burtonians also have another popular hobby. As usual, it first involves supping loads and loads of ale and then driving a spaceship at faster than light speed. This causes the fabric of space and time to go all bendy and weird. Then, the participants return to their hometown at some point in the distant future, where they meet the monkey version of Helena Bonham Carter behind the chip shop and snog her. Burton invented Snowboards in 1972 as a way of getting to the pub really quickly in bad weather and they also have a football team, which is how we come to be playing them today! MATCHDAY THINGS Official Matchday Pie: Steak and Ale Official Matchday Drink: 16 pints of Old Flapwrecker Official Matchday Song: The Organization with “Smokey Feeling”… Sheffield Wednesday midfielder Sam Hutchinson is a doubt after going off with a knock in the 5-1 victory against Norwich on Saturday. Fellow midfielder Almen Abdi missed the win over the Canaries and could miss out again. Burton have doubts over striker Marvin Sordell (bitten on the ankle by a terrier) and defender Ben Turner (bitten on the neck by a vampire) after the duo picked up knocks in the goalless draw at Bristol City. Any old full back John Brayford (bitten on the arse by the monkey version of Helena Bonham Carter) is unlikely to return. Head To Head ▪ This season's reverse fixture was the first competitive meeting between Sheffield Wednesday and Burton Albion. ▪ The Brewers came out victorious in that game back in August, with goals from Kyle McFadzean, Jackson Irvine and Lloyd Dyer earning them a 3-1 win. ▪ Fernando Forestieri scored one and assisted another two goals in Sheffield Wednesday's 5-1 win over Norwich at the weekend. ▪ Each of Burton's last three league games have ended all-square. KING CARLOS’ PEARLS OF WISDOM “I do not want to talk about individuals because this was all about the team. Every single player did so well and so for me, that was our best performance in terms of the goals we have scored. We have played other very good team performances, such as twice against Huddersfield, at Newcastle, Aston Villa to name some, but today the goals went in and we are happy. We were very good all over the pitch. Keiren Westwood was solid, the defence was solid, the midfield was very, very good and the strikers worked for absolutely everything. This was our best performance and I think it was the best performance by our fans too. The atmosphere was fantastic and for that, we say thank you. We have six games left to play at Hillsborough and this is what we need, so much positive energy.” MINTYNESS We are here to fight… Edited March 7, 2017 by Neal M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wonder Spaniel Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Top thread Pauli. Time to make the brewers droop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Brilliant OMDT Pauli , top work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Dead smart as usual Pauli . Massive Game tomorrow this is where things start to turn our way. COME ON WEDNESDAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Great OMDT as always - COME ON WEDNESDAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onslow Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Fandabidozy thread Pauli. c'mon The Wednesday lets have another 3 points on the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Pauli the day is wrong though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Unleash the beast and crush the yeast. COME ON WEDNESDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almat Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Great OMDT, Pauli. Flapwrecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJH1867OWLS Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Brilliant OMDT again Pauli! We've gotta go all out from the get go tonight seen as it effectively dispatched of Norwich on Saturday, so more of the same please. im going with a Wednesday win by 3-0 Rhodes, Fessi and (why not) Semedo on the score sheet Semedo scoring with a volley 67.3 yards out while blindfolded and drunk... RELEASE THE LLAMA AGENT CLOUGH IS BACK BRAYFORD'S BEARD THOUGH YO! THAT SHÌT IS WACK COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Spencerowl said: Pauli the day is wrong though? Serves me right for starting on the Old Flapwrecker before having the thread ready. Perhaps a nice moderator would be so kind as to correct it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Choooooooon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, pauli said: Serves me right for starting on the Old Flapwrecker before having the thread ready. Perhaps a nice moderator would be so kind as to correct it? Flspwrecker.... genius though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Great again as per usual Pauli, think we will beat them 3 nil with Rhodes winnall and to do the magic again uto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Morning all, Nice one Pauli After a much improved performance last time out, I think we will follow on where we left off last game. So I'm going for a 3-1 Wednesday win. Rhodes, Winnall and Baz with the goals. TO VICTORY!! COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aeroswfc Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Excellent Pauli as always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 points required. Don't care how we get them as long as we get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal M Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, pauli said: Serves me right for starting on the Old Flapwrecker before having the thread ready. Perhaps a nice moderator would be so kind as to correct it? Done. I move a lot of concrete on the QVC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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