BRADDO Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, F. Spiksley said: Who remembers white dogshit? I do. Circa 1976. When I was 7, I dared a girl to eat it. She did. I was a bit nawty back then. The young uns today are wondering WTF are we on about. Young uns. FYI hard white dog poopydoo was everywhere when I was a kid, I jest you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, BRADDO said: I do. Circa 1976. When I was 7, I dared a girl to eat it. She did. I was a bit nawty back then. The young uns today are wondering WTF are we on about. Young uns. FYI hard white dog poopydoo was everywhere when I was a kid, I jest you not. Literally everywhere Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Wasn't it to do with a calcium deficiency that's been solved through modern diets? I thought it was cos of long balls and muddy pooches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, BRADDO said: I do. Circa 1976. When I was 7, I dared a girl to eat it. She did. I was a bit nawty back then. The young uns today are wondering WTF are we on about. Young uns. FYI hard white dog poopydoo was everywhere when I was a kid, I jest you not. and there was always a street you called dogshit alley, ginnel, jitty or whatever where it was everywhere!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Literally everywhere That's right. None of this picking it up and placing it into a bag nonsense. On a hot summers day we used to kick white dog sheete at our friends for a giggle. The youth of today have never lived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 White dog poo looked less offensive as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Did anyone else stick bangers in sloppy piles ? Very messy. Was best done near the gangs of girls without them knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, F. Spiksley said: and there was always a street you called dogshit alley, ginnel, jitty or whatever where it was everywhere!!!!! Yep and if you had a fall out with a mate there was enough around to kick it at em. It was strangely firm to the kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, WatfordOwl said: White dog poo looked less offensive as well. Indeed. This modern brown wet stuff is ....er.... crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Just now, BRADDO said: Yep and if you had a fall out with a mate there was enough around to kick it at em. It was strangely firm to the kick I'll be honest I've had it kicked at me before! The nylon clothing at the time came in to its own, as it easily brushed off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Owlinmad said: Did anyone else stick bangers in sloppy piles ? Very messy. Was best done near the gangs of girls without them knowing. Yeah did that. Paper bag, scoop of poop, someone's doorstep, set the bag on fire, knock on the door and do a runner was another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Owlinmad said: Did anyone else stick bangers in sloppy piles ? Very messy. Was best done near the gangs of girls without them knowing. Yep, when I wasn't daring girls to eat it, I was blowing it up. Children just don't have these experiences anymore. Very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxowl Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Why some dogshit is white is because the dog that did the said dogshit eats bones. Veterinary fact.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, WatfordOwl said: Yeah did that. Paper bag, scoop of poop, someone's doorstep, set the bag on fire, knock on the door and do a runner was another. Phew thank God for that. I thought I was subnormal for a moment there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, BRADDO said: Yep, when I wasn't daring girls to eat it, I was blowing it up. Children just don't have these experiences anymore. Very sad. They probably do it in virtual reality on the xbox or playstation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Owlinmad said: Phew thank God for that. I thought I was subnormal for a moment there. Not at all. You are in very good and understanding company. They were the days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Another good one was firing hard white dog poopydoo at people with a tennis racket on your way home from the park That was a reyt laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesy87shef Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I'm just glad everybody is now getting along. Who thought it would be white dogsh*t that finally brought peace to owlstalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, zico.b said: Amen. Had a few good touches but needs more game time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I won't be happy until loovens feet appear at the side of his head like that goldmember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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