Jon Adam Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theowlsman Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Jon Adam said: My Yukelele is in the stable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Aye something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, kendoddsdadsdogsdead said: Right, everyone stop posting in this thread IMMEDIATELY !! My good lady has got wind of my declaration, and has quite rightly told me that my actions could result in the loss of her weekly 9 seconds of wriggling fury. Who am I to argue, and be such a selfish partner Don't start backtracking. You remember what happened to the poster who promised to stick a firework up his ass and light it on the Town Hall steps don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Remember? I know him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron's Sovereign Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, theowlsman said: A mate of mine was 6'7" and couldn't head a bloody ball. I'm 5'9" and scored with more headers. He was crap at heading. Is he a great bloke to have around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Big Ron's Sovereign said: Is he a great bloke to have around? He was alright with the ball at his feet strangely enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy85 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, kendoddsdadsdogsdead said: Right, everyone stop posting in this thread IMMEDIATELY !! My good lady has got wind of my declaration, and has quite rightly told me that my actions could result in the loss of her weekly 9 seconds of wriggling fury. Who am I to argue, and be such a selfish partner You have a queue of fans/perves/weirdo's waiting to see you undertake this heroic feat. It would be selfish if you didn't really. How close to a hospital do you live out of interest??? I'd get your route planned now and make sure you don't perform the act during rush hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Advice for this from ex ambulance driver, measure ones needle before attempting this, it cannot be longer than ones member. If you could be so kind as to do it on a Sunday morning it's always very slow for the ambulance team and usually hung over - this would at least cheer them up when they get the call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 I think we should slow down and eke out the last two pages to add to the tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 Ps - if someone could just remind me what the thread was actually about. Be buggered if I can remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I'm pretty sure this is not in the top 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Adam Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Just now, theowlsman said: Ps - if someone could just remind me what the thread was actually about. Be buggered if I can remember That's a whole new post in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, kendoddsdadsdogsdead said: Right, everyone stop posting in this thread IMMEDIATELY !! My good lady has got wind of my declaration, and has quite rightly told me that my actions could result in the loss of her weekly 9 seconds of wriggling fury. Who am I to argue, and be such a selfish partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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