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Dixon, Dixon

Who's that copper with the helmet on ?

Dixon of Dock Green

On the beat all day

On the wife all night

Who's that copper with the helmet on?

Dixon of Dock Green

 

Very popular on Leppings Lane terrace in the 60s. 

Anybody under 60 will think WTF

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Anyone remember when Elton John came out of the closet?

Headlines in the Sunday Mirror.

 

Watford's next match was at Hillsborough, and Elton was in the Director's Box.

 

To the tune of Amazing Grace and thousands of pointing fingers

"QUEEEER,QUEEEE-ER, QUEEER, QUEEEER QUEEEER QUEEEER QUEEEEEEEE-ER"

 

Bet he was thinking why didn't I leave it a week longer?

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17 hours ago, Utah Owl said:

Used to love this one:

 

Tiptoe through the Shoreham

With your handbag and your plastic flick-knife

Tiptoe through the Shoreham with me

 

followed by the second verse of

 

Tiptoe through the East Bank

With your hatchet and your sawn off shotgun

Tiptoe through the East Bank with me

 

another favourite was when the cockneys used to taunt us with "Have you ever had a job?" and we'd respond with:

 

Hi-ho, Hi-ho

To work we will not go

It's up at one and then sign on

Hi-ho, Hi-ho, Hi-ho 

 

and repeat.

It was Giro Giro to work we do not go

 

All we are saying...

Is give us a goal

(to the tune of give peace a chance)

 

Also,  Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssssss in one long wall of noise when we were in our yellow away kit

 

The hatchets and spanners one is...

 

My old man said follow the owls and don't dilly dally on the way

We took the Shoreham and all that's in it

We took the Shoreham in just one minute

With hatchets and spanners, carving knives and hammers

We showed those Shoreham barstewards how it's done

So if you're a cripple and you're on the Shoreham then you'd better learn to run

 

erm a bit politically incorrect.

 

Once or twice I heard 

 

Not f*cking bothered

The wedesdays only here for the fighting

Not f*cking bothered

We're only here for the fighting..

 

 

And finally, before they caught him...

 

One Yorkshire ripper

There's only one Yorkshire ripper

Six thousad coppers

But only one Yorkshire ripper

 

 

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11 hours ago, torryowl said:

chuffing hell how old are you !!!!!

I worked at Tinsley Wire 1977-79 and an old roofer there was an Owl and he used to sing loads of 50's chants but this is the only one I remember.  He will be long gone now I expect, bless him.

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47 minutes ago, marconi said:

Anyone remember when Elton John came out of the closet?

Headlines in the Sunday Mirror.

 

Watford's next match was at Hillsborough, and Elton was in the Director's Box.

 

To the tune of Amazing Grace and thousands of pointing fingers

"QUEEEER,QUEEEE-ER, QUEEER, QUEEEER QUEEEER QUEEEER QUEEEEEEEE-ER"

 

Bet he was thinking why didn't I leave it a week longer?

 

EJ was making a presentation at Watford when we once played them  4000 fans screaming Queer at him.

 

 

Times changed for the better

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28 minutes ago, Holmes said:

 

EJ was making a presentation at Watford when we once played them  4000 fans screaming Queer at him.

 

 

Times changed for the better

Was at that match at Watford 4-0 at half time to them.

Wednesday fans were singing "We've got more hair than you Elton John, Elton John"

To the tune of the British Airways advert.

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