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Sheffield Wednesday FC vs Preston. Official Matchday Thread.

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53 minutes ago, pauli said:

 

It says, "No crumpets", my friend.

 

A debate is raging in the Dressing Room section.

Dressing Room is a bit of owlstalk where only lunatics, mardy arses or supporters of witchcraft, homosexuality and communism are condemned to post.

 

But!

Southern fannies are insististing that our beloved Yorkshire PIKELETS should be re-named to crumpets. This will not stand.

 

Crumpet is what you get in bed and while you can also sit in your bed eating crumpets, it's not the same thing.

But sometimes I gets crumpets in bed and we all eat hot buttered pikelets together just to get all dirty and greasy before the main event. ( usually sleeping at my age, pmsl )

 

However, my intrigue has been piqued by mention of this Dressing room place of which you wax lyrically and I may just pay a visit when I finally get some time off work to see if I can put my wooden spoon to some good use there.

 

Anyways, I would have made a special trip over just to smuggle Flying Owl in if There had been a proper moratorium on crumpet being allowed today.

 

Nice work anyway Pauli. Keep it up old chap. lol 

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Owls back on form, Pauli always on form. Can't see anything but a ................Let me see. Great stuff Pauli !

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Lovely job Pauli.

 

I've got a good feeling about this one, so we'll probably lose 1-0 and be subject to the usual barrage of negativity on here.

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A fine OMDT pauli - "Stevie Maybe" nearly made me spit out my tea lol

The Kieran Lee star - "has made the most tackles in the league this season (59)" - tells you all you need to know about his importance to us. He was great last week, and he's going to be great today an' all - I've got that feeling in my waters. FF to continue his resurgence (if you can call it that), and I'm having him as my first goalscorer bet.

 

This one's going to be clear-cut, composed and clinical - I'm going for a 92nd minute goalmouth scramble and Kieran Lee winner to nick it 2:1.

 

UTO.

 

(not sure what'/ up with the font changing size, too late for me to care about it)

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The sweet, sweet smell of a Pauli OMDT on OT. (edit - sounds like a sandwich).

Afternoon all. Hope you're keeping well. Looking forward to this one. Need some happy news.

 

Special shout out to Minsk and Lena!!

C'mon The Wednesday.

We're gonna smash these. Innit.

 

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Can't see anything but a well deserved home win, this could turn out to be our biggest victory of the season.    UTO    

                 COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

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Great stuf Pauli. The boys of Preston are too Ordinary for us. 3-0 win for the boys in blue (and white?). 

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Tough one today but I think (hope) we'll nick it.

 

I'm not bothered who scores so long as we get one more than them...

 

UTO, FTB, WAWAW, EBRA

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We have to win this game!

but they'll play 4-4-2 park the bus and wait for set pieces, this could get frustrating!

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need a win to keep the momentum going

Work in Preston quite often so beating them today would make dull Mondays a bit easier

Come on you wrong blue too thin white striped wizards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's been that long since a home game can I just check we haven't moved yet

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We'll absolutely batter these

 

We'll have all the possession

 

All the corners

 

All the shots on and off target

 

1-0 win

 

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