Inspector Lestrade Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Would like to select a team of undercover fans to go to Russia and take back the flag which was stolen by those Russian commies. With, the aim after its recovered, flying it over the Kremlin. Would like to contact Tas, to bore the flag guards to death on any random subject he cares to talk about. Arthur Bach to babble on about how good the free market is, another deflecting tactic Katie, Flying Owl and Lindy to provide the long legs and lovely smiles to entice the flag guards. I need a team of hard street fighters now? Any suggestions? Council Owl would probably a good start? Could do with a couple of Russian speakers as well. All volunteers will be screened to make sure they don't have any sympathies towards Sheffield United. Anyone who takes a hit will be buried at Hillsborough with full Wednesday honours. I of course will be directing the operation bravely from my bedroom. Whose with me !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 too late, i paid the ransom and got it back already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Can I volunteer the band to go and get the flag back from the gang of tooled-up Russian hooligans for us, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 It must have been a Zhirkov son of a b itch that stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickjj Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Gurujuan was saying he lived in Russia and married one, so would be a key member of your team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanzaroteowl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I'll supply a crate of cheap vodka (€4.95 a bottle) that we can plant close to their HQ for them to become comatose on. It'll blind them at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Hemmingham will go but only if he has the going mercenary rate of £2,500 per day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 This is a job for the realist surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: This is a job for the realist surely? He should be head of communications. The KGB haven't got any specialists good enough to crack the meaning of one of his posts. It would be tougher to crack than any code ever produced during the cold war years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickledegghiderman Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Does minsk owl still come on here ? Could give you a base to meet up before the raid into moscow and surely would be able to speak the language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Gurujuan is one of Russia's top boys, just ask him for it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 The realist we 16 pints inside him and full attack. No need for "intelligence". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT Tom Fisher Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Take me too! Nobody knows my real name. I'm a master of disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrgund Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I can speak loose Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, lanzaroteowl said: I'll supply a crate of cheap vodka (€4.95 a bottle) that we can plant close to their HQ for them to become comatose on. It'll blind them at least! Never mind the mission. When can you get a crate to me at that price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Sounds like a job for SPRINGS and the Treeton Massive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts Owl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 1 hour ago, mrgund said: I can speak loose Russian. I can speak loose women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Di Catio Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Hemmingham will go but only if he has the going mercenary rate of £2,500 per day He's currently practicing how to play "We're all Russian aren't we" and "Vladimir had a dream" then he's on his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtawnyowl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 hours ago, lanzaroteowl said: I'll supply a crate of cheap vodka (€4.95 a bottle) that we can plant close to their HQ for them to become comatose on. It'll blind them at least! 1 hour ago, Costello 77 said: Never mind the mission. When can you get a crate to me at that price? You wouldn't ask "Lanzarote" that if you had ever tasted €4.95 Canary Isle's vodka!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, mrgund said: I can speak loose Russian. Spasiba ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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