FlyingOwl Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Want to buy the inflatable seagull, deface it, the hang it from one of the Wembley pubs ceilings and use it as a Pinata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Policy on inflatables.... Being in row 6 I'm quite concerned that when gravity takes its course I will be drowning under several layers by 5pm and the inflatable stewards could be provoked into an over reaction. Could supporters where ever possible project all objects towards the back of the stand?. Also, could I make a plea that every effort is made to keep objects of a phalic, sexual or otherwise offensive nature well away from the family seating area? Thank you Hahahaha is this a wind up? you boring get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe M Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 (edited) Policy on inflatables.... Being in row 6 I'm quite concerned that when gravity takes its course I will be drowning under several layers by 5pm and the inflatable stewards could be provoked into an over reaction. Could supporters where ever possible project all objects towards the back of the stand?. Also, could I make a plea that every effort is made to keep objects of a phalic, sexual or otherwise offensive nature well away from the family seating area? Thank you When you say phalic, can i presume it'd be ok to underinflate my inflatable hoo hoo dilly (hence making it floppy) within the family area? Edited May 24, 2016 by Joe M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamsandwich Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 WOAH. That boom box looks ACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I've ordered a Jesus. I hope people don't think I'm a religious nutter or something. Should be good on crosses 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 We could do the Carlos song on Helium, that would be awesome ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Not sure how i feel about this He's let himself down He's let himself down Inflatable Jesus He's let himself down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Much more accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesbarbeux Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 You are so obtuse Nev.... would be bloody hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 "Contemplates going to Argos to buy an inflatable Stegosaurus* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Policy on inflatables.... Being in row 6 I'm quite concerned that when gravity takes its course I will be drowning under several layers by 5pm and the inflatable stewards could be provoked into an over reaction. Could supporters where ever possible project all objects towards the back of the stand?. Also, could I make a plea that every effort is made to keep objects of a phalic, sexual or otherwise offensive nature well away from the family seating area? Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just got 4 blue dolphins and some beachballs from poundland at Hillsborough. 244 has those and 5 bananas minimum. Reight hope we can get em into the stadium. If not, they're all getting inflated and chucked about outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 "Contemplates going to Argos to buy an inflatable Stegosaurus*I went to buy the 6ft t Rex but it was out of stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 (edited) Just got 4 blue dolphins and some beachballs from poundland at Hillsborough. 244 has those and 5 bananas minimum. Reight hope we can get em into the stadium. If not, they're all getting inflated and chucked about outside. How much are the Dolphins mate? Edited May 24, 2016 by Woodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelhall1959 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 When you say phalic, can i presume it'd be ok to underinflate my inflatable hoo hoo dilly (hence making it floppy) within the family area? Could you be discrete when blowing it please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KivoOwl Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I've just bought a giant inflatable igloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I'm taking an inflatable Pauli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I've just bought a giant inflatable igloo N-ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlicer Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 INFLATABLES STORY TIME Every inflatable aspires to being somebody. Somebody important. This is the tale of the purple killer whale, that went from obscurity in a pound shop in Middlesbrough, to being given the chance by his loving adoptive father Eddie to become a star. eDDie.jpg Pre-match, Eddie lovingly gives the gift of inflation to his whale gettylive0245705ro.jpg Post-match, the whale is launched directly at Paul Hecks, who falls in love instantly and decides to make whale his BFF, including making him an official member of the squad lapofhonour.jpg Whale finds love with Alex Bruce and the two live happily ever after. WAIT A MINUTE. ALEX BRUCE. THE WHALE IS SUPPORTING HULL NOW FUCK THE WHALE Your bird is a bit of alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just searching Poundland for any late-breaking offers. Unbelievable how few flips were given by whoever named half of this stuff. I mean honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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