FuthaMucker Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 If I had the money I would 100% get in on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 A university exam on a Saturday. Wind up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) A university exam on a Saturday. Wind up. I have one Orlando. They're a real thing. A real, horrific, thing. Edited May 20, 2016 by StudentOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast of Boulogne Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just watch it on Telly - in 5 or 6 years we'll have to Wembley that many times you'll be balled off with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I have one Orlando. They're a real thing. A real, horrific, thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl in Nottingham Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 So you reckon your son should have special exam arrangements- booking a room, finding two invigilators etc made for him just so he go and watch a football match, meaning he sees the exam paper a day before all his course mates, completely compromising the integrity of the exam? And this would be 'uni lectures not living in the real world' if they didn't do this? Seriously? Jesus. Teacher alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeeeeJ Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 If I win the euromillions tonight I'll sort the helicoptor for you. If not, i'd advise your son to wag it and enjoy promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Helicopters are so meh ! Get a private jet and fly down in speed, if yer late you can always parachute in ala James Bond and Queenie... At least that way yer ears would still be working to hear the Massives roar !... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevertrevor Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 If that were leaving from Sheffield I'd take you up on it... I have exactly the same issue with an exam finishing at 3 (probably finish it about 2:45) and if I could get to Nottingham in time you'd have another person to share that chopper with. What sort of student are you that you can afford £700 for a flippin helicopter?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evaD Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 So, is Michael Vaughan hitching a lift with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy85 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 So you reckon your son should have special exam arrangements- booking a room, finding two invigilators etc made for him just so he go and watch a football match, meaning he sees the exam paper a day before all his course mates, completely compromising the integrity of the exam? And this would be 'uni lectures not living in the real world' if they didn't do this? Seriously? Jesus. THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 What sort of student are you that you can afford £700 for a flippin helicopter?! Wait. Are student overdrafts NOT for renting helicopters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUMBELOWS91 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Tell him to do his best but he must leave exam By 2.30. You should just make it to Wembley by 5 from Nottingham. That's what I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 What sort of student are you that you can afford £700 for a flippin helicopter?! Naturally like any good student I would get the parents to pay for it. I'd imagine they'd kick up quite a fuss but I'd only ask for the money after doing it, and then they really have no choice... they either give me the money or I starve, and for some reason they seem to care about my general health. I've got about a decade of only asking for two major presents for my Birthday or Christmas, they've already acknowledged they "owe me one" in regards that I never ask for or need owt. If anyone else in the Sheffield/Donny area doesn't mind sharing the cost of a helicopter, let me know... only bástard way I'm going to be able to go to Wembley and I don't think I can quite justify the cost of just going on my own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsidney Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Get a sick note from the doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Naturally like any good student I would get the parents to pay for it. I'd imagine they'd kick up quite a fuss but I'd only ask for the money after doing it, and then they really have no choice... they either give me the money or I starve, and for some reason they seem to care about my general health. I've got about a decade of only asking for two major presents for my Birthday or Christmas, they've already acknowledged they "owe me one" in regards that I never ask for or need owt. If anyone else in the Sheffield/Donny area doesn't mind sharing the cost of a helicopter, let me know... only bástard way I'm going to be able to go to Wembley and I don't think I can quite justify the cost of just going on my own Would love to share but unfortunately I've already agreed to go by horse and carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Would love to share but unfortunately I've already agreed to go by horse and carriage. You little princess you. Come on... live up to your name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 You little princess you. Come on... live up to your name Alas, I'm actually going to be shoved into the back of a skoda for 3 hours or so with my two teenage brothers. Then I have the pleasure of three nights on my Grandma's sofa. Some princess eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Alas, I'm actually going to be shoved into the back of a skoda for 3 hours or so with my two teenage brothers. Then I have the pleasure of three nights on my Grandma's sofa. Some princess eh? Better treatment than I've had going down to London in the past. Mate broke up with her boyfriend last year and invited me over for valentines day, for what I presumed was going to be a night of casual coitus to assist her in getting over the guy. 40 quid worth of cocktails later I was made to sleep on the floor while I used my coat as a blanket. Talk about getting shafted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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